I keep getting tossed out of this ark.
What is the raven.
Count the stars. Count the sand in the desert. Then wait.
The many descendants of Abraham and Sarah.
They said they wanted to worship something so I asked for all their gold earings and braclets and *poof* out popped this golden calf. My Brother, definitely not pleased.
Who is Aaron.
We got kicked out of Eden over a landscaping issue in the garden.
Who are Adam and Eve.
God asked me to go to Nineveh, but I got scared and ran away... saw the error of my ways during my 3 day stay inside this.
What is a big fish or whale.
Adam blamed Eve, and Eve blamed me, but God kicked them out of my garden anyway.
What is the serpent
Abraham's response when Jacob asked where the animal was they would sacrifice.
What is "God will provide".
I'm on a boat with my sons and their wives, but I'm foolishly only going to tell you the names of the boys.
Who is Noah.
We painted this all over our door posts, then grabbed our gear and left Egypt forever.
What is lamb's blood
Tossed into a furnace for not worshiping a statue, but by example and dedication we got everyone worshiping ___ when we got out.
Who is God.
Araon made this to worship while Moses was up the mountain talking to God.
What is the Golden Calf
March around the city 7 times. Blow the horns. Shout. Boom.
How the walls of Jericho Fell.
My father had my 7 brothers pass before Samuel before I was anointed and would become king.
Who is David.
God Gave me the law and then I threw the tablets off the mountain because I was angry at my people, many people died.
Who is Moses.
Waited a hundred+ years to have a child, then was asked to sacrifice him to show my dedication to God.
Who is Abraham.
David took care of these before he was anointed by God.
What are sheep.
"Evening came and morning followed, the sixth day"
Creation Story
11 brothers, but I'm my fathers favorite. So they tried to kill me but instead sold me into slavery.
Who is Joseph.
God chose me to take over for Moses after he died and my first act was to conquer Jericho and steal the gold and silver. (How do we feel about that?)
Who is Joshua.
I turned down the body armor and weapons so I could be agile and used just my sling shot to fight this person.
Who is David fighting Goliath.
They found me in a thicket at the top of a mountain, and that 13yo boy looked very happy to see me.
What is a ram.
when these guys heard the sound of the horn, pipe, lyre, trigon, harp, drum, and entire musical ensemble to fall down and worship the statue I had made.
Who are Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego AND Nebuchadnezzar.
My Dad had his name changed. My son had his name changed. But as for me, my name is mine and we're all considered Patriarchs.
Who is Isaac.
First I interpreted the prison guards dreams, then the Pharaoh's. I saved a nation from drought and famine, and my brothers as well.
Who is Joseph.
Ran from Egypt following a pillar of cloud by day and a pillar of fire by night, then tricked the ___ to follow us into the __ where their chariots got stuck in the mud and they drowned.
What is Pharroh's Army and Red Sea.