Surnames
Hvad hedder Mario til efternavn?
Mario
Hvem er Danmarks statsminister?
Mette Frederiksen
"Hokage Dattebayo"
-Naruto probably?
Hvorfor græd prutten?
Fordi der var nogen som slog den.
Hvor gammel er dronning Margrethe II?
80 år
Hvad hedder Luigi til efternavn?
Mario
Hvem er Ruslands præsident?
Vladimir Putin
"Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."
Socrates
The green man lives in the green house.
The blue man lives in the blue house.
Who lives in the white house?
Donald Trump
(the orange man er også et ok svar)
Hvor gammel er dronning Elizabeth II?
94 år
Hvad hedder Yoshi til efternavn?
Munchakoopas
Hvorfor døde John F Kennedy?
Han blev skudt
“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher.”
-Socrates
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed.
-400
Hvad hedder Ganondorf til efternavn?
Dragmire
Hvorfor døde Abraham Lincoln?
Han blev skudt
"The easiest and noblest way is not to be crushing others, but to be improving yourselves."
Socrates
What did the cat say to the trickster?
Looking cool Joker!
Hvor bor Englandsdronning?
Just kidding, it's a trap!
-400
Hvad hedder Naruto's far til efternavn?
Namikaze
Hvordan døde Ronald Raegan?
Lungebetændelse
"Tell me... where should I go? To the left, where nothing is right? Or to the right, where nothing is left?"
-Random dude on the internet
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Der er ingen punchline
knee gross