The Life & Times of Billy Brown
Billy was born in this city and state.
Where is Gordo, Alabama?
This is Billy's favorite place to sit.
What is his recliner?
As a child, Billy's son Jon ate everything doused in a healthy coating of what condiment?
What is ketchup?
Billy often recited this nursery rhyme in a deep scary voice when approaching his young grandchildren. (They were never amused.)
What is Fee-fi-foe-fum! I smell the blood of a Jasper-mon!
On Christmas Eve at the Brown house, Billy always pours a glass of this before reading the Christmas story.
What is eggnog?
Billy had this many girlfriends at one time when he first started dating Kathy.
What is Four?
If given a completely free day, Billy will spend it doing this.
What is sleeping?
Billy's mother, Moline, was named after a town printed on what farm implement?
What is a John Deere tractor?
After learning his first grandchild was on the way, Billy recommended Jac name the baby after what famous singer?
Who is James Brown?
The first time Dan brought Jaclyn home for dinner, Billy famously made Jaclyn do this.
What is cry?
In 1987, Billy and his family moved to this remote town in Texas.
What is Buffalo Springs? (Population 45.)
This was Billy's favorite Louis L'amour series.
What is the Sackett family saga?
Billy's grandfather was a doctor. However, he wasn't wealthy because he often traded his services for this instead of money.
What is Moonshine? (Or potatoes.)
Billy once lost a girlfriend because he told her she had these kind of eyes.
What are cow eyes?
Billy once created a homemade THIS out of tarps and a hose, much to the delight of his grandkids and church kids.
What is a slip and slide?
As a teen, Billy went to the Free Will Baptist Church how many times before finally being dragged inside?
What is Three?
Billy enjoys this hobby that Jac thinks is gross, and has taken his grandkids to experience it more than once.
What is fishing?
Before they were married, Billy pulled the car over, climbed a fence, and trespassed to pluck a bloom from this tree, only to find the same tree in Kathy's own front yard.
What is dogwood?
Billy forgot Daniel's middle name (which happens to be his own), and called him this name instead.
What is Heflin?
Billy loves to hide Kathy's gifts and make hunt for them. He once wrapped a Garth Brooks cassette in a box of this bakery treat.
What are chocolate donuts?
This was Billy's colorful, magic-using alter ego.
Who was Brown the Clown?
Billy tried to grow these in the backyard at the house in Antioch but they just got eaten by birds.
What are grapes and tomatoes?
Daniel avers that his father once tricked him into eating this food at The Big Texan and nearly vomited at the table.
What are Rocky Mountain Oysters?
Billy built this crazy thing for his kids in the backyard of the Antioch house.
What is a wacky tree house with a climbing wall?
Billy put this dead animal on the porch of their house for the sole purpose of scaring the daylights out of Kathy.
What is a rattlesnake?