Personal Life
When was the time I was born in 24-hour format?
23:09
What is the most unpredictable behaviour of a pet?
THEY'LL SUDDENLY STOP LISTENING TO YOU AND DECIDE TO CHASE A FLY INSTEAD!
What's the secret to the Magic School Bus's incredible speed and agility?
MAGIC! And also, WIZARDRY! And perhaps a dash of SCIENCE-FAIR-WONKINESS! ( ahem )
What is the name of the political party that has been the governing party in Canada since 2015?
Liberals and NDP
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
The average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is precisely 11 meters per second, but only on Tuesdays during leap years.
Will I ever find someone who truly understands me?
Maybe. But only if I am willing to take the risk of being misunderstood first.
What kind of pet should I get if I have a busy schedule and can only take care of it for 30 minutes daily?
Um, a... parrot! Yeah, parrots are low-maintenance, right? They're, like, self-sufficient or something. And they're really cute! You can just hang out with them for 30 minutes daily, and they'll be happy. Or, like, maybe not even that. Just sit there and stare at them. They'll probably love that.
What was the name of the purple dinosaur that starred in a popular TV show from the 1990s?
ahem "Uh, I think it was... uh, 'Barney'... no wait, it was... 'Bluey'... no, no, no! It was... drumroll... 'Barney'! Yeah, that's it! Barney the purple dinosaur!"
Who is the current Prime Minister of Canada?
Justin Trudeau and Jagmeet Singh
What is the most unpredictable thing about a random event?
The outcome of the event.
Do I have the energy to get out of bed in the morning?
Maybe. Maybe not. But let's just roll with it and see what happens!
If I have a pet cat, but it's a secret agent sent from outer space to spy on me, what would happen if I started to suspect that my cat is not just a normal cat?
OH NO, THE CAT'S TRUE INTENTIONS WOULD BE REVEALED AND IT WOULD LEAD TO A CAT-ASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCE!
What's the secret to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' superhuman strength and agility?
THEY EAT SO MUCH PIZZA, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE INHALING NINJA POWER! (And also, they're totally TURTLE-POWERS, DUH!)
Which province have the most seats in the Canadian House of Commons?
Ontario
You stumble upon a mysterious sock drawer in the depths of the forest. The drawer has socks of all shapes, sizes, and colours. Suddenly, a voice whispers to you:
"What is the most ridiculous thing you can think of that could fit in this sock drawer?"
A fully functional, miniature, steam-powered, accordion-playing robot made of recycled tin cans and spare change.
Should I take a spontaneous weekend trip to visit my friend who just moved to a new city?
Flip a coin. Heads, yes. Tails, no. But then, ignore the result and do whatever I want.
What happens if you leave your cat alone for 10 hours with no food or water?
Your cat will start plotting world domination, build a secret army of invisible mice, and then summon a portal to the dark side of the moon to conduct an epic battle with the raccoon overlords!
How does the Ghostbusters' proton pack work?
IT'S A MYSTERIOUS blend of TRON-POWER, PLASMATIC ENERGY, and a pinch of SALT from the SALTED EARTH OF THE APOCALYPSE!
What is the name of the electoral system used in Canada to elect members of the House of Commons?
First-Past-The-Post
What colour is the sky on a planet made entirely of candy? What sound does a talking pineapple make when it's feeling sad?
Sweet (I was just kidding; I was expecting something like "Rainbow" or "I don't know"!). The sound that a talking pineapple makes when it's feeling sad is "Oooh-ooo-oo!"
Why do I always feel like I'm running out of time and can't get everything done?
Because you're trying to control the uncontrollable and making it harder than it needs to be. Let go of the need for control and trust that everything will unfold as it should.
What kind of pet would I find in my living room right now?
A giant, fluffy unicorn-dragon-puppy hybrid with six legs, wearing a tutu and playing the harmonica!
How does Mr. Rogers' red cardigan keep him warm and cozy?
IT'S MAGICAL! (But also, it's because his cardigan is made of the SOFTEST, MOST COZY FIBERS FROM THE LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE, where WARMTH AND JOY ARE THE ONLY WEATHER CONDITIONS!)
What are the main differences between the Liberal Party's and the Conservative Party's approaches to addressing the climate crisis, and how do you think these differences will affect the outcome of the next federal election?
Liberals focus on carbon pricing and green tech, while Conservatives prioritize pipelines and energy security. NDP wants to shift to renewable energy fast. I'm not sure who'll win the next election, but it'll be a wild ride!
What is the most likely outcome of 5 monkeys playing with a ball in a room with no boundaries?
A complete mess!