Birthday Jeopardy

Dad Jokes

100

What do you call a fat psychic? 

A four-chin teller 

300

What did the pirate say on his 80th Birthday? 

Aye Matey 

500

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? 

Because the Pee is silent 

Name Games

100

say out loud : Knock knock.  Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?  

I eat my pooh

300

Say out loud : 

This is this cat 

This is how cat 

This is to cat 

This is keep cat 

This is someone cat 

This is busy cat

This is for cat 

This is forty cat 

This is seconds cat 

*Repeat; only read the 3rd word. 

This is how to keep someone busy for forty seconds

500

Say out loud : 

Ice

Bank 

Mice 

Self 

I spank myself

Birthday Trivia

100

What does every Happy Birthday end with? 

The letter Y 

300

How do pickles celebrate their Birthdays? 

They relish the moment 

500

What are the 7 dwarves of old age? 

Nappy, Wrinkly, Squinty, Rocky, Saggy, Farty, Leaky