The Daily Grind
The very first app Josh opens when he wakes up
Gmail
Shelly was bit in the upper lip and the tip of the nose after picking up this kind of animal at a friend's house
Dog
Shelly claims to quote most often this animated TV show about an underwater, talking Porifera
Spongebob Squarepants
Josh's most irrational fear is this slippery creature coming up through the toilet while he's on
Snake
If Shelly won the lottery, she would go see this natural phenomenon in a clear igloo hotel
Aurora borealis (northern lights)
The household chore Shelly will do anything to avoid
Folding/putting away clothes
Josh has/had an embarrassing email _____.king11@hotmail.com, where the blank is this desired creature from the Game of Thrones universe.
Dragon
This comedy "horror" film is what Josh says he quotes the most often
Scary Movie
Shelly's most irrational fear is this standard way to ascend or descend from one floor to the next
Stairs
If Shelly came with a warning label, it would read:
"Approach with caution, you never know what comes out of my [this orifice]"
Mouth
The aisle you'll lose Shelly in at the store (Target, grocery, mall)
Skin/hair care
Josh's strangest place he's ever fallen asleep was with two former coworkers in the back seat of what oft-rubber-duck-laden vehicle
Jeep
Josh's ultimate comfort movie when he is sick
Julie and Julia
This word, meaning required, Shelly claims she always misspells
Necessary
If Josh could have only one beverage for the rest of his life, it would be this
Coffee
On the hour, Shelly's actual bedtime on a random Tuesday
11pm
Columbia
While at Six Flags, Shelly saw The Jonas Brothers and this female singer/songwriter/actress who appeared in Barney & Friends and Camp Rock 1 & 2.
Demi Lovato
Shelly's most questionable fashion choice was wearing this brand of slides as regular foot wear
Adidas
If he had to give a 30-minute TED talk with zero preparation, Josh would discuss dispelling this one negative self-conscious emotion
Shame
What flavor shot Josh is adding to his coffeeshop beverage order
Sugar-free hazelnut
Mitsubishi
In this movie that Josh secretly/quietly likes but won't publicly tell others, Magic Meadow is dying and requires the help of Elina, a wingless flower fairy
Barbie: Fairytopia
When snorkeling one time, Josh came face-to-face with this predatory finned animal
Shark
If Shelly is ordering Friday night takeout, she is getting this kind of chicken