Brain teasers
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second
What has many keys, but can't open a single lock
a piano
What is Snape's patronus?
A doe
A __________ __________ walks into a bar?
question mark
What sport has been played on the moon?
golf
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren't any.
What is full of holes, but still holds water?
A sponge
Mrs. Figg's obsession
cats
A _______ walks into a bra.
What do you call a group of unicorns?
a blessing
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
He has three sisters
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What chess piece does the Lovegood Hourse resemble?
A rook
_______________ totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
Hyperbole
What question can you never answer 'yes' to?
Are you asleep?
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
Who was flying with Mad Eye Moody when he died?
Mundungus Fletcher
A _____ __________ walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
non sequitur
Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what?
constipation
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on Feb. 29th
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
What did Doby catch that set him free from Malfoy?
Harry's dirty sock
A _________ _______ walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall
but hoping to nip it in the bud.
mixed metaphor
In California, you can't legally buy a mousetrap without what?
A hunting license.