Common Knowledge
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He was once the fastest person at Bishop Ready
Who is Mr. Slone?
The Phantom of the Opera was already equipped with one
What is a mask?
He actually played against James Naismith
Who is Joe Lang?
"Yea, sorry you don't have Notability yet. Let me see what the hold up is. I'll get back to you next week"
Who is Mr. Wahl?
These are the only two state capitals that rhyme.
What are Austin and Boston?
Once a middle-hitter in volleyball, this person also completed a half-Ironman in Canada, and even jumped out of a plane (and survived)
Who is Mrs. Wilburn?
A bottle of Seagram's vodka could substitute for this
What is hand sanitizer?
She took figure drawing classes taught by Leonardo di Vinci
Who is Barb Stoll?
"That's not my job. Run that by Matt. I'm not qualified to do that. I'm on a union-required break. I'm going home."
Who is Mr. George?
75¢ will get you this tasty breakfast treat from the vending machines
What are Pop Tarts?
This 2010 grad learned to drive a stick-shift so that she didn't have to drive the family mini-van to school
Who is Mrs. Rivello?
In case of pandemic shortages of this, CVS pharmacy receipts can be used instead
What is toilet paper?
She gave Pythagoras the whole hypotenuse idea
Who is Dr. Rehner?
"I didn't know that was due today."
Who is a Bishop Ready Student?
This is why you should never believe an atom
He knows where to find dowitchers, godwits and whimbrels
Who is Mr. Wahl?
You can drink it if you're 21 or older but you can catch it at any age
What is Corona?
The first groupies of William Shakespeare, these three earned the nickname Stratford-on-Avon Ladies
Who are Brenda Ball, Susanna Dillenberger, and Brittany Peck?
"Oh, you like Starbucks too? I'm sorry, I didn't think to ask you. I will next time, I promise"
Who is Mrs. Strickland?
The first 10 digits of pi
What is 3.1415926535?
He performed in the musical Li'l Abner in high school
Who is Mr. Brickner?
Rob Wahl inadvertently practiced this with girls during his high school days
What is social distancing?
She was a babysitter for Michael Ready when he was a toddler
Who is Mrs. Holocher?
"Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a spot to pahk my cah"
Who is Mr. Tower?