Black Card
Revoked
Revoked
He needs a slim fine woman with what?
Some twerk with her
White people: you’re really pushing my buttons buddy
Black people: YGMFU
You got me F**kd up
After you stop and drop, what should you do next?
Shut ’Em Down, open up Shop
Who founded Microsoft?
Bill Gates
do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
What is rush hour
What has 88 keys, but can't even open a single door?
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
What does Beyonce carry in her bag?
What is hot sauce
The first thing black people say after someone dies
IJSHTOD
I just saw him/her the other day
In what year did Cash Money Records take over?
What is “99-2000”
What is the name of the artist who painted ‘Mona Lisa’?
Leonardo Da Vinci
every time, I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen.
What is Friday
When you need me, You throw me away. But when you are done with me, You bring me back. What am I?
An anchor
How Many fights did fresh prince get into before his mom got scared?
What is 1 fight
When you hear a long story and small details
TMALSS
To make a long story short
What is the title of Lil Wayne’s groundbreaking 2008 album that solidified him as one of the greatest rappers of all time?
Tha Carter III
What is the loudest animal on Earth?
Sperm whale
"Aint nobody coming to see you Otis?"
What is the temptations
What's lighter than a feather but impossible to hold for much more than a minute?
Your breath
What is Mike Jones Phone Number?
What is 281-330-8004
When black people see kids running and playing hard
TGSGT
They gon sleep good tonight
In the popular Beyonce Song Formation. What does she say you get when you mix negro with Creole.
A Texas Bamma
He ran of on the plug twice, but you might find him at the Ritz Carlton?
Who is plies
"make that money girl, don't let it make you."
What is a Player's Club?
What has branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves?
The government
Approximately how long did sofia have to fight ?
What is all her life
When a black person knows they’re telling the truth but other people keep telling them they lyin
HTFYGTM
How the f**k you gon tell me
If someone put their hand up on your hip, what is the appropriate response?
A. I dip
B. We dip
C. You dip
D. All of the above
Who taught you how to spell independent?
Who is webbie
15,30,15,40 doodoo doododoo 45,47!
What is all about the benjamins
It looks green, it opens red. What you eat is red, but what you spit out is black.
Watermelon
In what city did Rosa Parks refuse to give up her seat?
Montgomery, Alabama
What black people call ground beef
Taco meat
Lil Wayne became the youngest artist to sign with Cash Money Records at what age?
12
DNA stands for?
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
Which 2006 musical drama starring Beyoncé, Jennifer Hudson, and Jamie Foxx is loosely based on the rise of Motown and The Supremes?
Dreamgirls
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light