THINGS BLACK MOMS SAY
When we get in this store.....
Don't touch or ask for nothing!
When you keep going in and out of the house...
You either gon stay in or stay out...pick one!
Chewing gum while ushering leads to?
The head usherer holding their hand up to your mouth
She Married Bobby Brown...
Whitney Houston
Something black people say after being in line for more than 5 minutes...
This don't make no d%mn sense!
Fix your face means..
stop looking mad
All the lights must go off when it's.....
Thundering & lightning
The pastor says this right before preaching for another hour....
"I'm not tryna hold y'all much longer."
Who sings "We are one"?
Frankie Beverly & Maze
Keep crying and....
I'll give you something to cry about!
What's really in the butter cookie tin?
Sewing supplies
The candy that tastes like White Diamond and pennies comes from who?
Grandma's purse
Finish the lyric....And I got to admit that you got my attention...
You're makin me wanna say ohhhhhhhh-Chris Brown
What does who you talking to mean?
You better watch that tone!!!
Back in the day at the cookouts, the kids couldn't eat what?
Ribs
When the pastor has a good word and wants you to repeat it to your neighbor...
What is "look at your neighbor and say..."
Who said "I said close them doors, ushers close them doors..."
Marvin Sapp
You ask for McDonald's, what's the response?
You got McDonald's money?!
What can't you wear in the house?
Shoes...
God is good....
ALL THE TIME!!!!!! AND ALL THE TIME GOD IS GOOD!!!!! AMEN
A member of Destiny's Child NOT Beyoncé or Kelly
Michelle Williams