mom 1
mom 2
mom 3
everyday
cookout
100

Your friend ask to the night at your house on a saturday so your momma says

TBHCC

they better have church clothes

100

Any time you say "mom why not" she says

BISS

Because I said so

100

You all your dad something and he knows he'll get in trouble if he says yes so he tells you this

GAYM

Go ask yo mama 

100

This is what grandma say when a little kid is running around with nothing but a T-shirt on regardless of the weather

TBNACO

That baby need a coat on

100

One of your older cousins decides to bring food to the cookout but they can't cook so this is the response of all the brave souls who try it

TAI

this ain't it

200

Your mom is enraged with you for something you did but you need money this field trip so you ask her and she says

GGMP/w

Go get my purse and/or wallet

with the eyeroll you don't get the points if you don't roll your eyes

200

when you leave the house your mama says you better

ALYGSHT

Act like you got some home training 

200

You doing something wrong it makes your mama angry then you do it again and then she says

KOPWM

Keep on playing with me

200

Soembody is telling black folks what they got to do and so black folks say this

IDGTDNBBBAD

I don't got to do nothing but be black and die

200

Your wrestling with your cousin at the cookout and you end up breaking something so your auntie says 

BITTW

Blood is thicker than water 

300

when you ride past a fast food restaurant and you ask for this specific establishment your mama may say

DYHMM?

Do you have mcdonald's money?

300

Your mama just beat you and your crying and stuff then she says 

KOCIGYSTCA

Keep on crying and I'll give you something to cry about 

300

When your mama talking to her freind on the a landline and she says this

SPOMDP

Stop playing on my dang phone 

300

What every Black person says when you're giving another black person a compliment 

ITGLY

Im trying to get like you

300

some random old guy that you do not know walks up to you at the cookout to and says this

YPDRMDY

You probably don't remember me do you

400

Your mom cussed you out in church and she says this to you

FYFBIFIFY

Fix you face before i fix it for you 

400

It's summer and the neighbors are playing outside and you ask her if you can play too your mama may say

DBRIAOMH

Don't be running in and outside my house

400

Any time you try to outsmart your mama she says this

DILLBBTF?

Do I look like boo-boo the fool?

400

When somebody says the wrong thing to a black woman her signature line is

IKYNTTM

I know you not talking to me

400

One of your peoples says something absolutely ridiculous so you say to them

WTDTA

where they do that at

500

When you were a child and you were rapping lyrics in the car your mom would say this

YBKTSWLYKTS

You better know that school work like you know that song

500

When you're looking for something and you can't find so you ask your mama and she says this to you

IIGUAFIIBYA

If I get up and find it Imma beat yo a

500

Your mama tells you 

IWBANBNLN

cuz you think she stupid 

I was born at night but not last night

500

the first thing black folks say when they about to lie

SWHHW

See what had happened was

500

Someone is talking to you about a messy situation that you have no business giving input on so you say

MNBAIAII

My name bennett and I ain't in it