100 Days
Gathering of the Magical Variety
Portmanteau
Everyone Loves Him
Before and After
100

After appointing Linda McMahon to lead this department, Trump signed an executive order to begin its closing

Department of Education

100

We're not in Yu-Gi-Oh! anymore, its not a chain link - we call it this

The Stack
100

A name for the Indian movie industry based in Mumbai

Bollywood (Bombay + Hollywood)

100

Some watch the stock market like a hawk, however the price fluctuation of these are all that grabs his attention

Chicken Prices

100

Home of the Whopper and an animated show based in Arlen, Texas

Burger King of the Hill

200

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth texted war plans detailing strikes in Yemen on the Houthis on two separate occasions using this open source messaging app

Signal

200

This strategy and card pool allows you to produce more mana than the standard one land drop per turn, often utilized by green-focused decks.

Ramp

200

These cold treats on a stick will cool you off on a hot summer day

Popsicle (pop + icicle)

200

If theres a party, you know our man is rolling up with a bottle of Bailey's and several cases of this beer

Blue Moon

200

Synonym for a barbeque where Hey Ya! is played

Cook Outkast

300

Title Trump gave to Justin Trudeau prior to his step down as Canada's Prime Minister

"Governor of our 51st State" "Governor of the Great State of Canada"

300

If your card has this text on it, it can be played as if it were an instant

Flash

300
Location you are most likely to find shady individuals in film and television, often a lady of the night or drug dealer

Motel (Motor + Hotel)

300

A question asked of our hero at a Morgantown strip club

"What are you, afraid?"

300
Its two-day shipping even covers 0 degrees longitude

Amazon Prime Meridian

400

Trump was joined by this dressed up character as he addressed the passing of Pope Francis from the White House balcony

The Easter Bunny
400

The second phase of combat

Declare Attackers

400

A favorite time passing media for those on their morning commute, or doing chores around the house

Podcast (iPod + broadcast)

400

Our Georgia Peach's favorite restaurant in all of Ohio

360 Burger

400

A 2004 Morgan Spurlock Documentary about McDonalds and a 2000 comedy starring Jim Carrey

SuperSize Me, Myself, and Irene

500

Teenage member of DOGE who Elon hired to root out government spending

Big Balls
500

Golgari is a term used to describe this two-color combo

Black - Green

500

The Office, Seinfeld, and Community are all types of this style of television

Sitcom (situational comedy)

500

He snuck this tool into a West Run apartment closet without anyone knowing

A Lathe
500

An avian saying about valuing what you have, that is a secret recipe for this canned food

A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush's Baked Beans