Improv
Nice
What devil fruit did Luffy eat?
Gum Gum Fruit (or massive plot spoiler both acceptable)
My grandpa gave me this instrument
accordion/harmonica/bongos
How many calories are in the new subway footlong cookie
Say something nice about me
Thanks I needed that
The country my grandfather is from
Slovakia
Okay so youre ordering a sandwich at Subway and I'm the Subway worker alright go
If you ordered a meatball sub you lose points
The type of music my grandfather and I frequently bond over
Polka
Recite literature
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.
Are you continuous because you're Riemann integrable?
Or are you Riemann integrable because you're continuous?
I was promised a statue of this animal by my grandfather's neighbor who won the lottery and bought statues
Frog :) and its in my house
Give me a well defined stance on the economy (adam is banned from this question)
Adam can judge this one
The goated equation
S^ex (HOG also acceptable)
Jack's #1 Manga Character
Dennis Chainsawman
The one piece of romantic advice jack takes to heart (its from my grandpa)
1. learn to bake real good
2. find a girl who really likes your baking
3. marry her