Books
Recently made into a movie starring Ryan Gosling, a book written by Andy Wier about saving earch.
Project Hail Mary
Robbed in the 2019 Super Bowl, and robbed again in 2026
Saints
The closest planet to the sun.
Mercury
Tiny country within Rome
Vatican City
PE teacher, Lowk a pedo
Abrigo!
J.K Rowling novel series
Harry Potter
0-4 in the Super Bowl
Bills
The largest rocky planet
Earth
Largest Country
Russia
This member of our advisory formerly loved the card game 'poo pocalypse'
Finton
Another book by Andy Wier made into a movie, follows astronaut Mark Watney and his journey to return home.
The Martian
Won the first Super Bowl in 1967
Packers
This planet protects Earth from thousands of asteroids per year
Jupiter
African country in which the movie and city Casablanca are located.
Morocco
This member of our advisory wears glasses for purely performative reasons, he has 20/20 vision.
Quigley
This banned book, written by Aldoulus Huxley, is a thought-experiment about a completely controlled but content dystopian future of simple existence.
Brave New World
Team that lost to the Rams in 2022
Bengals
This planet, which is tilted 100 degrees on its side, also has a very small set of rings
Uranus
The U.S. in which Mt. Raineer and Mt. St. Helens are located
Washington
Teacher who hit her EX with a car.
Coffey
This novel by Voltaire, follows a young man in his early 20s and his journey of ups and downs. His name is French for 'naive' and the book is subtitled 'optimism'
Candide
Second most Super Bowl Rings with 5
Charles Haley
This massive asteroid, named after the Egyptian entity of doom, will pass closer to Earth than our satellite ring in 2029 and was once a candidate for an extinction event.
Apophis
This river and valley are the site of an ancient civilization that was made extinct by salt in the ground.
Indus river/valley
This hockey player, who was in our middle school advisory class, had a mole on his balls removed.
Carter Scott