More-o's
This controversial architectural aspect of the Loft left many an individual flustered as to what purpose it actually served
What is the laundry chute (also acceptable: frank or fire ladder)
This fictional country is home to the super hero ze Black Panther
What is Wakanda
A rite of passage for all Saint Agnes Stags is the annual Sports Night. During our time the major highlights included the Yale Place jump ball, the excellent names of Green Glory and Under the Golden Sun (both actually kind of bad), and the lads being accused of planning to lose on purpose. A few years later Aidan Loftus inspired his fellow 7th graders with this rallying cry during a moment of pause.
What is Greens Got The Beat!
The Assitant is famous for hitting 3/4ths of a parlay. That situation notoroisly played itself out when the fourth leg failed on the leg of Jason Myers for this team, costing @ForgetThePoints a hefty profit in 2017.
Who are the Jacksonville Jaguars
This Iona Prep Star was the celebrity guest at Club Bees when Pat Loftus' stomach fell out halfway through the half off apps feast.
Who is Sweet Lou Matarazzo
The "people" who "cleaned" the Mauro's grandmother's house immigrated from this country according to DJ
What is Jamaica
The Mauro's famously threw up "it's gotta be the subway" all over a beer pong table. Subway was a sponsor of Happy Gilmore in the movie Happy Gilmore featuring Adam Sandler. Sandler had starred in this flick directly preceding Happy Gilmore.
What is Billy Madison
Jay Jay Loftus was asked "are you scary" before bungee jumping here, South East of China
What is Macau
Foreplay is the perfect number here- Frank in his infamous instructional video laid out the four effective steps when it comes to foreplay where his fourth and final step included this rhyming phrase
What is wham bam thank you mam
In December 2015, the Detroit Lions defeated the New Orleans Saints 35-27. However, the Saints weren't the only team defeated as DJ Mauro's fantasy team continued its losing streak and booked a ticket to the Toilet Bowl with a narrow loss after this running back caught in an 18 yard pass to end the game and secure the Lofti a victory
Who is Tim Hightower
In Summer 2017, Frank Mauro rocked a shirt to the Saratoga Racetrack with this popular slogan
What is Saturday Are for the boys
Greg Dunn starred as Nathan Detroit in St. Agnes Cathedral School's 2007 production of Guys and Dolls, donning this color Bow Tie in his leading role
What is Pink
Alanna Loftus was in tears after receiving a bicycle helmet as the central gift for her birthday. To cheer her up, the Mauro twins and Rob serenaded her with some Taylor Swift as she was turning this age.
What is Fifteen
These four constituents of Pat Loftus were facing potential legal action in the Fall of 2011 due to cyberbullying a certain Jodi Galvano
Who is Mike Starsia, Sean Meekins, Rob Picch and Bobby Hausen
This former Louisville Cardinal hauled in 48 receptions for the Steelers in 2016
Who is Eli Rogers
DJ Mauro went on a wine tour on the North Fork of LI in the Summer of 2016 where he proceeded to greatly embarrass himself much to the delight of all receiving his Snapchats. DJ dedicated his antics to this hero.
Who Is Harambe (our sweet prince)
Jack Black's stars as Ignacio in the 2006 film Nacho Libre. That, surprisingly, is not his highest grossing film. Instead, this franchise reboot sits atop the charts.
What is Jumanji
After a Lebrontourage semifinal victory, Pat Loftus got extremely inebriated before eventually finding his way home where he proceeded to throw up in his room's laundry basket. Aidan, his younger brother and roommate, leveraged this instrument/ object to revive him by throwing water on him.
What is a Bowl of China
One of LBT's greatest foes was the Caucasian Invasion of East Rockaway. While some of us played major parts in those games on the court, others focused on nicknames for our opponents while on the bench. Name four players on Caucasian Invasion by their name or nickname.
What is Flow/Broseidon, Leg Tattoo, Board Shorts, Gerard, Franky...
Sean M took the Mauro's to the verbal woodshed in May 2015 when they stormed out of Michael Boland's backyard and went to bed at 11:30 after the Rangers had lost Game 7 to the Tampa Bay Lightning. He let them know "I don't want an invite to your graduation party. i don't even want to go to your wedding. i hope you marry two gay brothers" He went on to inform the Mauro's that this Rangers player had texted him to express his appreciation for their actions. He was of course speaking facetiously.
Who is Ryan McDonough
Closing out 20 Yale with a bang, Project Bald had one late night guest that left a recently engaged man's heart flutter but his balls turn blue
Who is Chelsea Demaria
Chris Farley of Tommy Boy and SNL fame graduated from this midwestern, catholic University
What is Marquette
At the Mauro's College Graduation Party, Jay Loftus implored anyone who ended up in Tampa Bay to visit this establishment
What is Mons Venus
These four celebrities have appeared on Mike Starsia's Instagram in a picture with him (Note: With Mike S in frame)
Who are Coach Cal, Leonard Williams, Von Miller, Brandon Marshall
Some member of Los Boys claim to be huge fans of the NFL Quarterback Josh McCown. Josh starred at this Texas univesity in his college days.
What is Sam Houston State University