Low-kirk-onti-logically
When this feller gets on the diving board, he is truly in lowkirkontilogicallowstate.
Who is Abram Monahan?
This place recently hired, then unhired, Aden Flachs despite him ripping a nuclear fart in the middle of the job interview... probably.
What is McAlister's Deli?
This delicious movie is way, way better than Interstellar.
What is Ratatouille?
This man keeps a speedo always in his drawer just in case he needs to pull it out again. Which begs the question, are you sure you need that?
Who is Abram Monahan?
Who is Alex Harrison?
Lowkirkenuinely, I don't even know how it's possible that your grandma got hit with this, but rest in peace.
What is a bazooka?
This nauseous habit is something that Aden can't help but do as soon as he comes into another person's room.
What is rip a fart?
Alex Harrison looks most like this cartoon character, according to a recent study.
Who is Bobby Hill?
Dylan has a copious amount of this in his room even though he already has 10,000 gallons of it stocked away. Which begs the question, are you sure you need that?
What is peanut butter?
This famous flashing move was pulled on Boston his first semester here by none other than Tate Benoit. This requires a handstand with your feet on the outside of the doorway... with pants and underwear off of course.
What is a spider-web?
This animal is lowkirkenuinely a weird choice for a footstool. Especially when it's in Reagan's room.
What is an elephant?
When playing the secret admirer to Abram, Aden wanted Abram to wear this piece of clothing to their meet-up?
What is a red shirt?
This wannabe-calvinist can't help but give his opinions on original sin, Covid-19, and so many other great takes.
This is something that Dylan and Gadden use in their doorway, even though they both have huge muscles and jacked backs. Which begs the question, are you sure you need that?
What is a pull-up bar?
This man on 3rd floor has the most adult film actress-like name I've ever heard in my life.
Who is Tate Angel?
Lowkirkenuinely this man has literally the healthiest lifestyle we have ever seen in the history of man.
Who is Caleb Parker?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
Aden originally claimed he had this medical condition when his balls hurt.
Who are the Bengals?
Despite this guys incredible feet, he still owns toe spacers and uses them every day. Which begs the question, are you sure you need that?
Who is Justin Nichols?
When Caleb gets married to his lady and he gets "busy with the babies" after his wedding. He debates ironically naming his kid this. The only probably is... him and his wife will die, and so will his uncle.
Who is Peter Parker?
This automatic gasoline-powered bed lowkirkenuinely is rumored to be the bed Mitch and LeeAnn use. Every. Single. Night.
What is the power-bed?
When playing the secret admirer to Abram, Aden said the secret admirer was going to wear this piece of clothing to their meet-up.
What is a blue shirt?
We can all agree that "I love" this two-wheeled manual-powered automobile.
What is a scooter?
This B2 member went to get Chick-fil-a because dinner "wasn't gonna be good" when we literally had the most delicious nachos for dinner. Which begs the question, are you sure you need that?
Who is Picky Eater Andrew Jones?
This man decided that a gas station was the best place to ask a girl for her number.
Who is Brody Parks?