Like a Robbie in the Night
Let's be honest, Robbie hates em'.
What are the Jews?
This man sadly left the floor... probably because of offensive African American culture that he adapted despite his caucasian skin color.
Who is Darius Livingston?
These two little pig boys like to keep their room stocked up on some good ole' dum dum lollipops.
Who is Ethan Hammond and Robbie Ashurst?
This Boatman brother put a scale in the bathroom out of the kindness of his heart... only for Reagan to rip his heart out.
Who is Dylan Burnette?
This is a good place to run around a car 7 times... hoping the sinners inside it will step out and repent.
What is Leper Lot?
Robbie likes the most insane videos, but everyone else sees it thanks to this famous, reliable, addicting app.
What is Instagram?
This team is favored by Ethan Hammond, probably because of their white quarterback, you racist pig.
Who are the San Francisco 49ers?
This little pig boy likes to eat a now or later after lunch... Every. Single. Day.
Who is Reagan Wheymeyer?
Boston is required to clean one of these everyday for his job, despite being restricted any other time.
What is a women's bathroom?
The Ozark Secret Bucket Society meets at this place 5 days a week to collect their explosive buckets to plant around campus secretly... one day we will rise again!
What is the PPD Office or Physical Plant?
This was Robbie's best race when he ran track in high school.
What is the 1600? (One mile)
This is the color of the plastic toy that a woman tried to use, but she was a little too freaky for Alex Harrison's taste.
What is black?
This little pig boy most definitely stole a slice of pizza to eat whenever he worked his job at Little Caesar's.
Who is Ethan Hammond?
Boston gets showered every time it rains in Boston, but he allows B2 member to throw ice at him every time it has this precipitation in Boston.
What is snow?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
This man decided to crusade the storage closet of the Mabee dorm when open dorms were going on.
This is Robbie's favorite sandwich shop to go to when he needs a good 12 inches of meat.
What is Jersey Mike's?
This iconic groundhog was rumored to be brutally shot by the racist hate group leader, Mitch Piercy, outside of his own home behind Boatman Hall.
Who is Gregory? #justiceforGregory
This little pig boy, named Boston Hails, weighs about this much in total.
What is 170lbs-175lbs?
This atrocity and hate crime nearly caused the pooping of pants, the invasion of actual poopers, and even possibly the start of nuclear war.
This 2nd floor member decides to crusade the bookstore because he just loves it so so much... and he's required to go to work.
Who is Rowdy Lemly?
This is the name of the adorable little guinea pig Robbie has at home.
Who is Lily?
The creator of this athletic clothing company was extremely racist, naming it so Asian people couldn't say the name right. We also saw Collin Harvey wearing it constantly, looking like the real female he is.
What is Lululemon? (rururemon)
This little pig boy stays fit by challenging others to a dance battle, if they're not... (taunting clucking noises) chicken.
Who is Tate Benoit?
You could have found this Boatman Brother listening to the Book of John on repeat every time he took a shower last semester.
Who is Zechariah Barnes?
Boston got tired of making question so idk... this is how you spell Finland.
What is F-I-N-L-A-N-D?