Sports
Monica's name for the iconic sports show featuring Michael Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser
What is The Two Guys?
Bob screams this word when he can't find something
What is "MON!?"
Bob's most common nickname, also a large canine
What is Big Dog?
This fashion film, starring Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway, is surprisingly Bob's most watched
What is The Devil Wears Prada?
this sphere contains every Philadelphia sports fan (except Bob)
What is the Bubble?
Bob coopted the name of this popular sports show to recap Sunday services with staff at Calvary
What is Overreaction Monday?
This family member is considered Bob's "bff"
Who is Carly?
Bob shouts this whenever Bob Banks enters the room
What is BOBBANKS!
When Bob has nothing to say in a text group, he reverts to this Johnny Depp line
What is "but what about the rum?
Chris Berman's phonetic pronunciation of an NFL team, used frequently when Bob has nothing to say via text
What is Ehraiderzzz?
When doing taxes for the first time, Bob's stepdad explained that you needed to get these straight
What are lies?
Bob's childhood nickname, also the past tense of a bodily reflex
What is Gags?
Bob frequently uses Grandpop's name for this biopic of math teacher Jamie Escalante
What is School?
Bob's description for a talented sports or political figure who who displays poor moral behavior, like going to strip clubs
What is a Bad Human?
this brand of coat sent Bob into uncontrollable laughter on Christmas morning 2017
What is Eddie Bauer?
Bob's 3-word nickname for his spouse, using the French pronunciation of her name
What is Monique the Freak?
Bob took the nickname Big Dog from this this 1998 action movie starring Tommy Lee Jones
What is US Marshalls?
Bob's proprietary talent assessment based on perception and gut feeling (this "test" identified Ben Simmons as a generational talent)
What is The Eye Test?
Bob coined this description of Leah when she's late, in a bad mood, and coming or leaving quickly in an automobile
What is a "bat out of hell?"
5-word nickname used when Bob references his full schedule, usually including 3 days of golf
What is a "7 Day a Week Man?"
the sexual orientation of the giraffes sold to Proximo in Gladiator
What is queer?
Bob has a degree from this informal school, and frequently recommends it to others
What is Logic School?
on Christmas Eve 2009, Bob incorrectly read Matthew 2:23 with great emphasis, closing with these words
What is "he shall be called a Nazarene?"
a mythic creature Bob uses to describe Leah or Monica wandering while talking on the phone
What is Sasquatch?
Billy Bean quote, used when Bob has to replace someone in sports or ministry
What is "We'll recreate him in the aggregate?"