Jesus falls in love with a shark
Castle Swimmer
Orphan commits murder before he reaches double-digits
Harry Potter
some kids play hooky from school
Hooky
Girl is in love with her older-brother-figure but decides that his little brother will suffice
The Summer I Turned Pretty
Wings of Fire The Dragonet Prophecy
pee car
Paper Towns
lesbian witches who fight ghosts and rain on foxes
Unfamiliar
Older man falls in love with a child
Twilight
Grouchy old man trapped in the body of a teenager denies his crush on his friend for around 500 pages
Six of Crows
a snarky little fool falls in love with his greatest enemy via the internet, but knows this information not...
Wren Martin Ruins It All
a girl meets the sea I assume
The Girl From The Sea
A boy and a girl get arrested while dog walking
Dash & Lily's Book Of Dares
dark broody man snarks for about 300 pages
Shadow & Bone
Rooftops & Roomates
a silly silly boy and a beautiful woman fight but than make up and get married and it's all jolly good
Alex & Eliza