The Early Years
How many siblings does Bork have?
4
Bork's favorite Marvel hero
Spiderman
Bork's favorite band (hint: a year)
The 1975
What activity did Bork's crush, Andrew/Andras, do in his free time which Bork pursued in order to stalk him?
Chess club
Bork's most infamous crush, Spiderman
Tom Holland
The phrase used to differentiate Bork from Lara
Hint: hairstyles
What is "Brooke bangs Lara long"
Ferris Bueller
Bork plays this instrument
Guitar
The name used for Bork's Starbucks crush because she didn't know his real name
hint: a hat
Indie Beanie Boy
30 year old man that Bork talked to online and went to concerts with
Alexander "23" (he's prob like 40)
Tiger
Bonus: Tigress
This popular FX horror show is one of Bork's faves
American Horror Story
Her love for music inspired her to pursue this major in college
Business of Creative Enterprises (BCE)
A very boring runner who Bork had a crush on
Adam Bournes
Lead singer of The 1975
Matty (pronounced Ma - ee) Healy
Name two of Bork's siblings
Bonus: Name all of them in order of age
William, Lara, Todd, Greg
Rocketman
Bork has met this singer in person several times
Alexander 23
Andrew/Andras' nickname
Euroboy
Bork's crush from After, a movie made about a fanfic of Harry Styles (he was also in Harry Potter as young Voldemort)
Hero Fiennes Tiffin
Bork's nickname when she was a baby
hint: a volcano
What is Krakatoa?
Bork's recent obsession, a dystopian alternate reality based on a Margaret Atwood novel of the same name
The Handmaid's Tale
Bork's love for one of her Mans (TM) launched another obsession and inspired her to dress as this retro rockstar for Halloween
Elton John
Which odd criticism did Bork have about IBB
1) His hands are weirdly small
2) He smells weird
3) Weird hair
His hands are weirdly small
Bork's first "celebrity" crush (hint: Youtube magician)
Bonus: she also developed a crush on his brother, what was his name?
Collins Key
Bonus: Devan Key