Partners and partners
Each Partner has one, but each partner does not.
What is a paralegal?
There's a flood! Well, sorta, but everyone that mattered "agreed" it was a flood.
What is the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission Case?
This Associate is the youngest by age.
Who is Clara Rankin?
This Partner is a stickler for commas, spelling...not so much.
Who is Jim?
"Please Print"
Who's Scott?
Sorry, you can't get in to our side of the club, the executive session is for this level only.
What is Equity Partner?
Partners come, Partners go, but this case has "Held" on.
What is Leidos?
This Associate has only "switched" offices once.
Who is Jessica?
Winter time? no problem, this Partner maintains their summer glow year-round.
Who is Julie?
"When you look at me the way my mom used to look at me years ago it makes me really uncomfortable."
Who is Jim.
Mirror, mirror on the Wall, who gets the origination for the cold calls?
The Equity Partners.
A preferred beverage of our leader, but an instigator of this "challenge."
Who is Rick Puloma and the Act 1024 constitutional challenge?
The government may be shut down, but this Associate has her in with Congress
Who is Abby?
Working from home is not for me, except on Fridays that is where I'll be.
Who is Alan?
"Look at me and my T-Rex Arms"
Who is Sarah?
It's not official until it's in writing, but these partners can't get one.
What are non-equity partners signing their own engagement letters?
Wasabi is a favorite of the firm, but the price on MISO has gone up.
What is the SWEPCO rate increase case?
Slip and Fall, more like slip and call this associate for help?
Who is Natalie?
Capturing their time is a breeze, but getting it into the system is a storm.
Who is Sarah?
"Gurl, no."
Who is Julie?
Show me the money, but not for these partners. What smokeball feature do these partners not have?
Access to billing.
It's always "drill, baby drill," but this time it was "burn, baby burn."
Who is Isabella?
Like Schrodinger's cat, this Partner's appearance and attendance is only known when actually shown.
Who is Scott?
"Well, that's just wrong"
Who is Alan (about anything related to the 1/8th Royalty)?