Yes, sir...
No, sir...
Certainly, sir.
Who is the Butler?
I am the night... I think.
Who is the lunatic?
Black is White. Right is Wrong. Left is Right. Up is Long. Down is Sight. Short is Blind. Follow me. Answers find.
Who is the Vortox
I don’t like clowns. They taste funny.
Who is the Cannibal
Murders inside the Rue Morgue? Фальшивые новости! Hounds on the Baskerville moor? Фальшивые новости! Death while sailing the Nile? Фальшивые новости!
Who is the Yaggababble?
It is a fine night for a stroll, wouldn't you say, Mister Morozov? Or should I say... BARON Morozov?
Who is the investigator?
Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.
Who is the Gambler?
Oops.
Who is the Klutz
Wait. What. Who? Oh, ok. Wait. What?
Who is the Amnesiac
I'm glad you asked that question. Truly, I am. But I think the REAL question here is...
Who is the Politician?
This evening's reservations seem odd. Never before has Mrs Mayweather kept company with that scamp from Hudson Lane. Yet, tonight, they have a table for two. Strange.
Who is the Chef?
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah.
Who is the Gossip?
I am not a freak! I am a human being! Have mercy!
Who is the Mutant
Let us disperse with unnecessary conjecture and silly paranoia. There is a perfectly rational explanation for everything. Yes, a teacup may indeed be orbiting the planet, too small to see, but I shall drink my tea from the very real china in my very real hands.
Who is the Atheist?
Step 1: Be cute.
Step 2: World domination.
Step 3: Bweakfast.
Who is Lil'Monsta?
Add compound Alpha to compound Beta... NOT TOO MUCH!
Who is the Poisoner?
I do not. Understand. Your ways. Fellow human. Show me. The dirt. Where the holy. Lay. Sleeping. I too. Must sleep. Soon.
Who is the Zombuul?
If anything is real, beer is real. Drink, for tomorrow we may die.
Who is the Philosopher
Welcome, one and all, to the greatest show on earth.
Who is the Acrobat?
Tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty brai- I mean pie! Yes. Tasty pie. That’s what I meant to say.
Who is the LLeech?
Die.
Who is the Slayer?
...
Who is the Assassin
Reality is merely an opinion. Specifically, my opinion
Who is the Cerenovus?
これは夢。それも夢。すべて夢です。
Who is the Shugenja
Surprise!
What is the Psychopath?