This 17th century physicist uncovered the laws of motion and gravitation, which laid the foundation for modern physics, after an apple fell on his head.
Isaac Newton
A piece of wood, or a group of executives who decide on something
board
Stefani Germanotta hit "The Fame Monster" under this name
Lady Gaga
The old man hurt himself rumba-ing & is using these supports whose length should be your height minus 16 inches
crutches
Some will never let go of the joy of playing with these small, colorful plastic bricks that can be assembled into various shapes and structures
Legos
This NASA mission, launched in 1990, allowed astronomers to observe deep space objects with unprecedented clarity and is widely considered one of the greatest scientific achievements in human history.
The Hubble Space Telescope
Starbucks offers a "house" this, mixing different types of whole bean coffee
blend
Perhaps this singer born Peter Hernandez got his stage name from an "Unorthodox Jukebox"
Bruno Mars
A grandson does this carrying job & doesn't mind shaving a few strokes off the old man's scorecard
caddying
You'll be another word for happy when you use this product in your garbage bin
Glad
In 1928, Scottish biologist Alexander Fleming discovered this naturally occurring substance, which would become one of the most widely used antibiotics in history.
Penicillin
14 pounds, in Plymouth
stone
We will kiss & tell that he was born Chaim Witz in Israel
Gene Simmons
The old man keeps sharp with these, which first appeared in the New York World newspaper in 1913
crossword puzzles
Who wants to do dishes after dusk? Speed up your washing with this soap.
Dawn
This female scientist is credited with discovering radioactivity, which led to the development of nuclear energy and radioisotopes for medical diagnosis and treatment.
Marie Curie
Run through by the horn of that bull
gored
Seen here, he was born in Miami as Armando Perez
Pitbull
It's finally time to open that 1964 Pomerol, so he'll need this implement
a corkscrew
It's not quite Frank Sinatra's favorite drink, but you'll Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas if you use it to wrap your presents
Scotch Tape
This French chemist is known for his pioneering work in the field of microbiology, which led to the development of vaccines for diseases like anthrax and rabies. The term "pasteurization" was named after him.
Louis Pasteur
If you're "out of your" this type of fruit, you're just plain loco
gourd
Legend says that a Ouija board told Vincent Damon Furnier he was the reincarnation of a witch named this
Alice Cooper
It's not his toothpaste, it's his cholesterol medication aka rosuvastatin, one of the USA's most prescribed drugs
Crestor
Not to be confused with an animated digital graphic, this spread has creamy and crunchy varieties.
Jif Peanut Butter