What's your sign
Common Denominator
By the Numbers
Dad Jokes
Key Ingredients
100

Capricorn

Ben (Jan.3)

Dec.22 - Jan.19

100

Airplanes, Bullets, Ballons

Things that fly

100

The Chipmunks

Alvin, Simon, and Theodore

100

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant

100

Egg, Mayonnaise, Mustard, Relish and Paprika

Deviled Eggs

200

Libra

Jeb (Oct. 17)

Sept.23 - Oct.22

200

Candy Canes, Tigers, Barbershop poles

Things that have stripes

200

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael

200

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

200

Corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, rye bread, Russian dressing

Reuben sandwich

300

Aquarius

Keri (Feb.16)

Jan.20 - Feb.18

300

Airline Pilots, Private school students, Letter Carriers

People who wear uniforms

300

The 5 main characters in the "Mystery Machine

Scooby, Daphne, Fred, Shaggy, and Velma

300

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

300

Ham, roasted pork, Swiss cheese, pickles, mustard

Cuban Sandwich

400

Aries

Bella (Mar.23)

Mar.21 - Apr.19

400

The Red Carpet at the Oscars, The Milky Way, The U.S. Flag

Things that have Stars

400

The Original 6 Avengers (from the movie)

Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hulk, and Hawkeye

400

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mrs. Hippie

Mississippi

400

Avocado, rice, cucumber, crab, seaweed
(Be specific)

California Roll

500

Taurus

Mom/Nanny/Sandy (May 11)

Apr.20 - May 20

500

Chickens, Humans, 24 inches...

Things that have 2 feet

500

All 7 Disney Dwarfs

Doc, Dopey, Bashful, Grumpy, Sneezy, Sleepy, and Happy

500

Did you hear that a little person who was a psychic broke out of prison?

He was a SMALL, MEDIUM at LARGE!

500

Grated coconut, egg whites, and powdered sugar

Macaroon