Rules
Mr. M. Claps Back
Star Students
Star Student Collaborations
Before and After
100

If you attach the vosotros direct object pronoun to the end of your sentence's action, I'll say you're being this.

Verbos

100

When I taught Post Malone, he would talk about his success on the track team, saying he runs around, to which I would reply with this.

But you're running in circles!

100

When we played Tic-Tac-Toe in my class, Olivia Rodrigo played as the Os, and kept telling all her opponents this.

I'm so obsessed with your X!

100

When my former students and future members of the Rolling Stones paired with David Bowie and the actor who played "Sam Malone," the result was this cover of a Martha and the Vandellas song.

Danson in the Street

100

The NFL team that plays in Paradise, Nevada, stars in this movie about the search for the Holy Grail.

The Las Vegas Raiders of the Lost Ark.
200

It's not against the rules to erase something on my board and draw something else. In fact, if you do, I'll tell you it's this.

Remarkable!

200

It gets pretty luminous in my room. So when one of my students told me he was blinded by the light, I responded this way.

Thank you, The Weeknd

200

What I called the "Hot to Go!" singer when she came into class drinking a beverage from a Dr Pepper subsidiary.

Snapple Roan

200

My former student, and future singer of the song "Jolene" paired up with the painter of The Persistence of Memory, and they were billed as this.

Dali Parton

200

In this sequel to the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy winds up in Motor City, and exclaims this upon finding Ford Field on a Sunday.

Detroit Lions, and Tigers, and Bears, Oh my!

300

If you're talking while I'm instructing, and didn't raise your hand to talk, I'll respond to you with the title of this Little Village song.

Don't bug me while I'm working

300

After Bebe Rexa was caught misbehaving, she was crying as I wrote her up, saying, "I'm good!" to which I responded...

Da ba de, Da ba Dye.

300

What I called my former students, Phoebe Bridgers, Julien Baker, and Lucy Dacus when they all became vegans.

Soygenius

300

When my former student and future "Let's Stay Together" singer paired with the band who sings "Boulevard of Broken Dreams," they billed themselves as this.

Al Green Day

300

The football team that plays in our nation's capital didn't have to go anywhere when the title character, played by James Stewart, attends one of their games.

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Commanders

400

If you're on you feet in the hallway during class without permission, you'll be in trouble, but I'll still say you're this.

Outstanding!

400

During our activity about morning routines, one of my students said they wake in the morning and they step outside, to which I responded...

Thank you, 4 Non-Blondes

400

What I called the "Chicken Fried" singer when he became obsessed with a Netflix show about British Monarchs.

Zac Crown

400

When my former students, Hayley Williams, Zac Farro, and Taylor York started playing shows with members of the Replacements, they called the band this.

Pormore

400

Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks star in a romantic comedy with Richard Sherman and the rest of the Legion of Boom.

Sleepless in Seattle Seahawks

500

If you touch the guitars without permission, I'm gonna get this.

Strung out (And I won't change my tune about this).

500

How I responded when one of my students got up and said she wanted to dance like Uma Thurman.

Thank you, Fallout Boy
500

What I called my former student, Miles Davis, when he toured Canada.

Kilometers Davis

500

What my former student and future "Tupac Back" rapper called his collaboration with a 90s rap group, infamous for lip synching on their albums.

Meek Milli Vanilli

500

Aaron Rodgers and company starred in this sci-fi film with Kurt Russell.

Escape From New York Jets