Infectious Plurals
Just when you thought all the samples and packages went out, more always seem to come back in.
Where is Triage ?
"It came in at around four turty (4:30pm) and that's it !"
Who is Tony ?
Check them, calibrate them and ensure they're in degrees Celsius
What are thermometers ?
Latex, nitrile, vinyl .... you name it, we got it
What are gloves ?
Behold, the site of carefully prepared plates and extensive cultures, but what is that smell ?
What is Microbiology ?
The dapper don of waters
Who is Carlos ?
They come in 1000uL, 200uL, 20uL, but they all require tips
What are pipettes ?
Must be worn at all times in the laboratory, technically
What are lab coats ?
Bring us your disease ! We fear no virus ! We conduct amplification without hesitation !
Where is Virology ?
BPHL's lone ranger with his fire red chariot.
Who is Stephen ?
Need to separate serum or plasma samples, use this ever revolving apparatus
What is a centrifuge ?
Step into the clean room and get dressed to impress, or look like you're going to the moon.
What are Tyvek Suits ?
"Blood splatter and bone shatter, the animal house of gore"
What is Rabies ?
"Curse you labware ! One phone call to her should straighten you out !"
Who is Mary Cook ?
Site for sample processing, it goes down in the "hood" !
What is the Biosafety Cabinet (BSC) ?
Used for eye protection
What are goggles ?
Beware of this swab filled territory, it is inhabited by panthers !
Where is Aptima ?
"Have you seen her ? Did you check her office ? She is somewhere in the building."
Where is Elesi ?
Need sterilization ? Increase the temperature and increase the pressure, but if you cant stand the heat get out of the ______
What is an autoclave ?
Use this to take a breath of fresh air in the BSL3
What is a respirator ?