FUNNY RIDDLES
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
I follow you by day and vanish by night.What am I?
Your shadow.
What can be broken without being touched?
A promise.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What has many keys but can't open a door?
A piano.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A hole.
What gets smaller the more you share it?
A secret.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock.
What kind of room has no door or windows?
A mushroom.
I have no eyes, but I can make you scream. What am I?
A nightmare.
What leaves you when you need it most?
Hope.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
Why can't a bicycle stand by itself?
Because it's two-tired.
I can fill a room but take up no space. What am I?
Darkness.
What can make you cry without saying a word?
A memory.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
The dead may rest in me, but i'm not alive. What am I?
A coffin.
What is a full of stories but never leaves?
An a old photo album.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name.