Dad Jokes
Punny
True Riddles
Fun Riddles
"What do you call"
100
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because they're always spotted
100
What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
You're one in a melon
100
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They weigh the same
100
What are two things you can't eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
100
What do you call a farm that grows bad jokes?
Corny
200
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk
200
Why are whiteboards so useful and awesome?
Because they're remarkable
200
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A calandar
200
What is the end of everything?
G
200
What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
A URL-ogist
300
Where do pancakes rise?
In the yeast!
300
Why is it so hard to be a fish?
They're constantly under pressure.
300
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
A grandfather, a father and a son
300
What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
300
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
400
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing. They just waved
400
Why are airplanes so hard to see.
Because they are in disguise
400
Spelled forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?
Live
400
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle names
400
What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just "ok"?
Satisfactory
500
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
"Between you and me, something smells"
500
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
500
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A river
500
What can travel around the world without leaving it's corner?
A stamp
500
What do you call dinosaur farts?
Blast from the past.