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JPU (John Pork University)
Italian Brainrot
100

Sometimes depicted as the Godfather, this rizzy mogul scored points for the New York Knicks during a charity event.

Who is the Rizzler?

100

How many booms does a chicken bake get?

What are "five big booms?"

100

This term is used to describe the power one's presence. 

What is aura?

100

This figure "slimed out his best friend" John Pork.

Who is Tim Cheese?

100

This "drippy" shark has what colored shoes?

What is blue?

200

Doing a one-legged 1900 lb inverted squat balancing on your non dominant foot while being submerged in water is a warm-up in training for this sport?

What is badminton?

200

Statistically, this meme is still MASSIVE.

What is the Low-Taper Fade Meme?

200

The counter-movement to "67."

What is "41?"

200
John Pork is calling. What type of shirt is he often depicted in?

What is a red flannel?

200

This slender wooden figure is also known as "Triple T."

Who is Tung Tung Tung Sahur?

300

Packers QB Jordan Love is incredibly successful during this month-long sales event.

What is Toyotathon?

300

The cost of a barbershop haircut.

What is a quarter?

300

The process of trying to become more "visually appealing."

What is looksmaxxing?

300

Never fear! This "secret agent" is here to solve the case of John Pork's murder.

Who is Agent 5.5?

300

Not Cuphead. This persona has a more sophisticated beverage for their skull.

Who is Ballerina Cappuccina? 

400

This "mini-powerhouse" claims that he is "hitting homeruns with Aaron Judge."

Who is "Big Justice?"

400

After high school or college, people get these "j-words" that 163,000,000 Americans also have.

What are j*bs?

400

During your wedding, you get a text reading, "Hoops?" and seven "thumbs up." What is your next move?

What is leave?

400

This right-hand man is known for assisting Tim Cheese in his brutal slime out.

Who is Simon Claw?

400

Brr Brr Patapim is half what and half what?

What is "half monkey" and "half tree?"

500

Known as the "______" this dangerous move can you ungloved if you misperform it.

What is "

500
Formally known as "The Powerchild, Eric Justice" inside the squared circle, this wrestler has wrestled 2 matches in All Elite Wrestling (AEW), accumulating a record of 2-0.

Who is Big Boom AJ?

500

You find yourself in this state, moving unlike anybody else

What is Flow State?

500

During a real game of Jeopardy, John Pork was inaccurately described as being what?

What is AI?

500

This creature is half elephant - half cactus.

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