Literal
Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. It comes after the 3rd of July.
How many outs are there in an inning?
Six (both teams get 3 outs each for a total of 6)
How can you make seven even?
Take away the letter S
Which two letters of the alphabet sound like a word that means nothing when they are said together?
(NO vowels--{a,e,i,o,u or y} It is two different consonants)
MT (sounds like the word empty)
What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to animals and humans?
Eye
If there are 7 months that have 31 days in them and 11 months that have 30 days in them, how many months have 28 days in them?
12
What has wheels and flies but is not an aircraft?
A garbage truck (It has wheels and the garbage attracts the flies)
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
Yet
What letter is missing here: J,_,M,A,M,J,J,A,S,O,N,D?
(This is a pattern----NOT a word)
The letter F (first letter of the 12 months)
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2 (You took 2)
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
Give the number of weeks and days in 25 days.
3 weeks and 4 days
A worker in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat
What is the difference between there and here?
The letter t
When is longhand quicker than shorthand?
On a clock
What is boiled then cooled, sweetened then soured?
Iced tea with lemon.
Which US state is closest to the North Pole? This state also has the most coastline?
Alaska (It is closest to the North Pole and has 33,904 miles of coastline)
With what vegetable do you throw away the outside, cook the inside, then eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
corn on the cob
I've got teeth, but I can't bite. You won't leave home, or come home, without me. I'm not loyal. Leave me behind and I'll let the next person enter. What am I?
A door key
Which of these numbers can be divided evenly by both 2 and 5: 2,5,10,40,55?
10, 40
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? Why?
No, because he is dead. There is an actual law that says you can't marry dead people.
How many seconds are there in a year? (Think outside the box! Think of others seconds other than the ones on the clock)
12 seconds ( Jan. 2nd, Feb. 2nd, March 2nd, .....)
If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The match ( You can't light anything else until you light it!)
What can travel around the world while never leaving its corner?
A stamp
What is the beginning of eternity. The end of time and space: The beginning of every end. And the end of every race? (The answer is literally right in this phrase, but it is not a word from this phrase)
The letter E