We bring the ______
BOOM
Quandale Dingle
What is the item that the King pulls out after he is prompted by his friend "Only a spoonful"
Comically large spoon
This individual is known for the low taper fade and is a Fortnite sensation
Ninja
Tilted Towers
My brother taught me how to ___________
chase the bag
This rapper is known for being unable to sing and crashing out unlike NBA youngboy with his golden pipes
The King and his canine companion reach for this particular treat in this famous vine
Icebreakers
A person who is inexperienced in something, usually gaming
noob
Hailey Welch, a humble tuah from Tennessee, developed a memecoin which many fans accused of being this type of scam; similar to what I would do to Jeremy's mother
pump and dump
Can't wait to meet you, so join the _________ family
animatronic
When he's not in the closet, you can find him stimming on his guitar in New Jersey.
Darius (the King)
After dapping up his black friend in the car, the King always asks for this particular exchange from him. After not receiving it, he drives off with him in a silly manner.
gas money
This landlocked country is often known for its outlandish name
Niger
This phenomenon occurred on February 26th, 2025, where Instagram users received mass amounts of uncensored death videos.
The Sliming
and then act like I dont know nobodayyyyy
This individual with the classic sonic-pikachu necklace has had sexual relations with his mother
Chris Chan
This woman frequently appears in the Kings vines, even rumored to have been dating at one point
Amanda Cerny
This Canadian rock band reminds me of who I really am.
Nickelback
This tragic event that took place in 2016 is commonly known as the turning point in the century where everything started to go wrong.
The death of Harambe
It’s 7o’clock on the dot I need a __________
crack rock on the spot
This is the Rizzler's grandpa, a nickname similar to his own.
Sizzler
After a thief steals a woman's purse, the King attempts to run after them but instead performs an incredible acrobatic feat and utters this iconic phrase
"But that backflip tho"
These particular individuals were in Paris
N*ggas
This candlelight service occurred at the Bikini Beans Coffee drive through in Tempe, Arizona on January 26th, 2025.
The Gooneral