Brainrot Universe
Clondalkin & Dublin
Your Ma Said What
Slang Test
Telly & Films
Footie & Sport
Wait, WHAT?!
Riddle Me This
100
Boneca Ambalabu has a frog's head and a body made of what?
1) A car tyre
2) A pizza
3) A wheelie bin
1) A car tyre
100
What colour line is the Luas that goes through the Red Cow?
1) Red
2) Green
3) Tartan
1) Red
100
Finish your ma's line: "Do you think I'm made of ___?"
Money!
100
What does "bussin" mean?
Really good / tasty
100
What colour is Shrek?
Green
100
Which country does Erling Haaland play for?
Norway
100
True or false: a strawberry is a berry.
REVEAL: FALSE! But a banana IS a berry.
100
What has keys but can't open doors?
A keyboard (or a piano)
200
Frigo Camelo is a camel whose body is a what?
A fridge
200
Which Dublin bridge has a name that sounds like an old coin?
The Ha'penny Bridge
200
Finish it: "We have food at ___."
Home!
200
If someone is "cooked", are they doing well?
No! They're finished / in big trouble
200
What colour skin do The Simpsons have?
Yellow
200
What is the Ireland rugby team's home stadium in Dublin?
The Aviva Stadium
200
What shape is wombat poo?
REVEAL: Cubes!
200
What has one eye but can't see?
A needle
300
FREE 300 POINTS! Just shout "BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO!"
NOOOT! Minus 300 for being so gullible.
300
Which Dublin GAA team wears sky blue?
The Dubs (Dublin)
300
What does "I'll think about it" mean from an Irish ma?
No. It means no.
300
What does "lowkey" mean?
A bit / secretly
300
What is the name of Shrek's wife?
Fiona
300
FREE 300 POINTS! You got Ronaldo's autograph!
NOOOT! It was your mate's cousin. Minus 300.
300
What is the national animal of Scotland?
REVEAL: The unicorn!
300
What has legs but can't walk?
A table
400
Brr Brr Patapim is a monkey mixed with what?
1) A tree
2) A toaster
3) A taxi
1) A tree (with massive feet)
400
FREE 400 POINTS! You got a seat on the Luas at rush hour!
NOOOT! Someone sat on it first. Minus 400.
400
Finish it: "If I go up there and find it..."
"...there'll be war!"
400
What does "IJBOL" stand for?
1) I just burst out laughing
2) I'm just bored of life
3) Irish jam buns on Luas
1) I just burst out laughing
400
In Squid Game, what is the main character's player number?
456
400
Which Bray boxer is one of Ireland's most famous ever women boxers?
Katie Taylor
400
Why are flamingos pink?
REVEAL: Their food (shrimp and algae)!
400
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
500
La Vaca Saturno Saturnita is a cow with a body like which planet?
Saturn
500
Which fast food chain was started in Galway and has a "Mighty Mac"?
Supermac's
500
FREE 500 POINTS! Your ma said you can have a sleepover!
NOOOT! "Not on a school night." Minus 500.
500
What is a "glow up"?
When someone gets way better looking or cooler
500
FREE 500 POINTS! You won the Netflix password!
NOOOT! It was changed this morning. Minus 500.
500
How many points is a goal worth in Gaelic football?
3 points
500
Does the Eiffel Tower get taller or shorter in summer?
REVEAL: Taller! The metal grows in the heat (about 12 to 15 cm).
500
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
600
SWAP SCORES!
Swap your score with ANY team you want. Muahaha.
600
Molly Malone's statue sells what from her cart?
Cockles and mussels
600
Where is the "good" stuff hidden in an Irish house?
1) Under the stairs
2) In the "good room" nobody can go into
3) Both
3) Both
600
FREE 600 POINTS! Just say "no cap"!
CAP! Minus 600.
600
Who is the host of Love Island UK now?
1) Maya Jama
2) Shrek
3) Mr Tayto
1) Maya Jama
600
Which League of Ireland club plays in Tallaght Stadium?
Shamrock Rovers
600
Nintendo started in 1889 making what?
1) Video games
2) Playing cards
3) Sandwiches
REVEAL: 2) Playing cards
600
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
700
Chimpanzini Bananini: is the chimp INSIDE a banana, or is the banana inside the chimp?
Chimp in the banana (banana body). Points for bravery either way.
700
Tayto Park changed its name to what?
Emerald Park
700
DOUBLE OR NOTHING!
Answer the next question right to double your score. Wrong = lose it ALL.
700
If you "ghost" someone, what did you do?
Stopped replying, totally vanished
700
In Toy Story, what is the name of the space toy?
Buzz Lightyear
700
REAL FREE POINTS! You scored a screamer in the yard!
Yes really! Have 700 points. Celebrate.
700
Which came first: sharks or trees?
REVEAL: Sharks! They're older than trees.
700
FREE 700 POINTS! What is 1 + 1?
NOOOT! Too easy, it was a trap. Minus 700.
800
Which popular Roblox game is about stealing brainrot characters?
Steal a Brainrot
800
STEAL 500!
Steal 500 points from the team on your LEFT.
800
Your ma says "Who's that?" when you're texting. What do you say?
"Nobody!" (Points for best acting)
800
What does it mean if something "gives the ick"?
It's a turn-off / makes you cringe
800
In Stranger Things, what is the scary upside-down world called?
The Upside Down
800
Which Northern Irish golfer won the Masters in 2025?
Rory McIlroy
800
FREE 800 POINTS! Just say "Tung Tung Sahur"!
NOOOT! Minus 800 for believing it.
800
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole
900
Riddle: I have a tutu, I dance on my toes, and my head is full of coffee. Who am I?
Ballerina Cappuccina
900
The Guinness Storehouse is at St. ___'s Gate. Fill the gap.
St. James's Gate
900
Riddle: It's in every Irish kitchen, it's never empty, and your ma will never throw it out.
The bag full of other plastic bags!
900
What is "aura farming"?
Trying to look cool on purpose to get more aura
900
In Finding Nemo, what kind of fish is Dory?
1) Clownfish
2) Blue tang
3) Fish finger
2) Blue tang
900
How many players are on a hurling team on the pitch?
15
900
Why did Tayto Park change its name to Emerald Park?
REVEAL: A different company owns the Tayto name in Northern Ireland and Britain, so the park couldn't advertise there!
900
What can you hold without touching it?
Your breath (or a conversation)
1100
Boneca Ambalabu actually comes from which country, NOT Italy?
REVEAL: Indonesia!
1100
The Luas Red Line ends at The Point at one end. At the other end are Tallaght and which other stop?
Saggart
1100
What does an Irish ma mean by "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed"?
You're in BIG trouble. Run.
1100
What does "fanum tax" mean?
When a mate takes some of your food
1100
Riddle: I am an orange cat, I hate Mondays and I love lasagne. Who am I?
Garfield
1100
What is the official length of a marathon?
1) 10 km
2) About 42 km
3) The walk to the Spar
2) About 42 km (42.195 km)
1100
Cleopatra lived closer in time to which: the building of the Great Pyramid, or the Moon landing?
REVEAL: The Moon landing!
1100
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
"Wrong"
1200
FREE 1200 POINTS! The answer is "Tung Tung Tung Sahur". Just say it!
NOOOOOT! Minus 1200. Never trust a wooden man with a bat.
1200
LOWEST TEAM DECIDES!
The team in LAST place decides: double these 1200 points, or give them to any team.
1200
REAL FREE POINTS! Your ma is proud of you.
Yes really! Have 1200 points. Ring her.
1200
Translate to normal English: "That fit is lowkey bussin, no cap."
"That outfit is really good, honestly."
1200
In Harry Potter, what is the name of Harry's white owl?
Hedwig
1200
FREE 1200 POINTS! Messi just followed you on Insta!
NOOOOT! It was a fan account. Minus 1200.
1200
The man who invented the Pringles can was buried where?
REVEAL: In a Pringles can! (Some of his ashes)
1200
A man is in a house where every window faces south. A bear walks past. What colour is the bear?
White! The house is at the North Pole, so it's a polar bear.
