DAD JOKES
What do you call a fraudulent noodle?
An IMPASTA!
Can you spell our CEO's name?
Stephen (Steve is acceptable) Squeri
What food does Popeye like to eat?
Spinach
Calamity
A great disfortune
Oh I just can't wait _______
LION KING
To be KING!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What are the four categories of our Customer First behaviors?
Open with connection, Commit to Solve, Deepen relationship/membership, and Close with Confidence
What language is the most popularly spoken worldwide?
Chinese
Catamaran
a vessel, usually propelled by sail, formed of two hulls or floats held side by side by a frame above them (noun)
Oh say can you see ______
National anthem
By the dawn's early light
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
How many team leads are in our department in assurance?
7!!! Oscar, Angie, Jime, Diana, Collyn, Armando, Amanda(aka Kim!)
How many hearts does an octopus have?
3
Elixir
a sweetened, aromatic solution of alcohol and water containing, or used as a vehicle for, medicinal substances
Billy Jean is ____
Michael Jackson
not my loverrrr!
Which bear is the most condescending?
A Pan-DUH!
What are the four Disc styles?
Analytical, Driver, Amiable, Expressive
(will accept the version of conscientious, influential, Dominant, and steady as well)
Which country hosted the first Olympic Games in 1896?
Greece
Foofaraw
a great fuss or disturbance about something very insignificant
We are strong! _____________
Pat Benatar
Heart ache to heart ache, we stand
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing a taxi.
Can you name everyone on our team with your eyes closed?
(See your TL to approve if done correctly)
What is the name of the largest ocean in the world?
Pacific
Rigmarole
an elaborate or complicated procedure
Oh the weather outside is frightful _______
Think Christmas