Parental Translations
Bright Path Solvay Lore
100

"Fecal Mattle"

Fecal Matter

100

When prompted to vacuum a room, Marcos once grabbed what instead of the vacuum?

The carpet steamer

300

"You ate that out"

"You ate that down"

400

"What's that movie? With the Asian guy? Chi Chang?"

Shang Chi and the Ten Rings

400

On April Fool's Day several years ago, every center called the office with a fake emergency, what was Solvay's?

A squirrel was loose the building

500

"Andie's 18! Whoooo! Or should I say, Aya! Isn't that what the kids say nowadays?"

Yay

600

"Kalsa" 

(hint: it's a food)

Quesadilla