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Word Problems Miss Meladie's Crew
What is IT?
Word Problems for the Piper-Seifert Crew
Wally World - Big Stuff
Scrambled Middle Names
Word Puzzles
100

A 52 OZ. bottle of Nature's Nectar OJ fer $3.25. Too high, too low, or just right.


Just right, sucka!

100

Banks trained one dozen fleas to attack McKenna in his sleep. 

How many fleas did she train?

12, sucka!

100


Viewmaster, fool!

100

Johnny Wahone woke up and found 7 dozen eggs splattered on the windshield of his new Plymouth Fury pedal car. He suspects the Leprechaun.

How many eggs were splattered on Wahone's windshield?

84 eggs

100

A 13 gallon kitchen trash can fer $12.98 Too high, too low, or just right?

                   

Too low, Dusty Jo -- it be $16.98

100

What's the middle name?


                       O  J  S  X  A  N

Jaxson -- Leprechaun

100

What's this?

               yourself

               yourself

c             yourself

               yourself



See for yourself

200

A gallon of Milo's Sweet Tea fer $3.28. Is it too high, too low, or just right?

Just Right!

200

Loucks threw 2 pairs of slippers at Banks.

How many slippers did she throw?

4, punk!

200


Troll Doll, Baby!

200

Destiny was blinded by the light reflecting off of Barrett's toothpaste legs. She passed out for 5 dozen minutes before being revived by one of Barrett's burps.

How many minutes was she out?

60 minutes

200

A Phillips 50" smart TV fer $325.00 Too high, too low, or just right?


              

It's a lie. Too high. Real price is $258.00, sucka

200

What's the middle name?


                              U  L  S  L  E  R  S

Russell - Joe

200


       U N D E R S T A N D

                 I

I understand

300

L'oven Fresh Bagels - six in a bag fer $1.79 Too high, too low, or just right?


Too low, Joe -- real price is $2.19

300

Joe-Joe-Made-It-Go dodged a dozen dodgeballs before Miss Tracie got hit in the face. How many balls did Joe dodge?

12 suckas!

300


Pogs

300

Brewer hates school, but he only has 5 days left before he can go home and hate summer. If a school day is 7 hours long, how many more hours does Brewer have to suffer? 

35 hours

300

A Huffy 26" 18-speed women's mountain bike for $119.00 Too high, too low, or just right?

                   

Whoa, too high. Real price is $98.00

300

What's the middle name?


                            A  E  N  L  N

Leann -- Loucks

300


        m e r e p e a t

Repeat after me

400

A 12 OZ. package ov Maple Pork Sausage Links  fer $2.85. Too high, too low, or just right?


My, my, my, even The Demon knows it be too high. Real price is $2.45

400

Cubillo's chromebook spent 2 full weeks in Google Prison for love-note violations during school. 

How many day was the chromebook in prison?

14 days

400


Hungry Hungry Hippos

400

In 3 years at MMS, Granny dated about 2 dozen boys each year. 

She officially broke up with half of them, so technically she's still married to the other half.


How many dudes is Granny still attached to?


36 - Whew!

400

A Tao Tronics window air conditioner -- 10,200 BTU -- that's your big boy for $189.00 Too high, too low, or just right?

                                

Too low Jon Than -- real price is $262.42

400

What's the middle name?


                          N  A  N

Ann - Banks

400


      L O F A L L I N G V E

Falling in love

500

A 16 OZ. can O' refried beans fer $1.99. Is it too high, too low, or just right?

To high, senorita! Real price is $.99 or like 1,000 pesos

500

Carlea and Luke celebrated his tortoise's birthday on Friday. He is now one century old.

How old is Luke's tortoise?

100 years old

500


Big Wheel, Dudette!

500

Zach fell asleep 1st hour and woke up in a parallel universe. In that universe, it was just Zach and his phone.

But when his phone rang once, one dozen more phones appeared there. When it rang a second time another dozen phones appeared. 

If this pattern continues, how many new phones will there be after his phone rings 10 times?

120 phones, fool!

500

An Igloo 72-Quart Ice Chest Cooler, Baby, fer $175.00. Too high, too low, or just right?


                         

Too high, Wahone. Real price is $144.00

500

What's the middle name? 6th grader


                    N  S  M  O  A

Mason - Charles Mason Loucks

500


     V A     D E R S

Space Invaders

600

A 1 lb. package of grass fed beef patties $6.99 Too high, too low, or just right?


Too high, Muchumbo! They're only $4.99

600

Nolan-san spent one whole minute almost crying yesterday. 

How many seconds is that?

60

600


Speak and Spell

600

Prewitt owes 250 sentences to Miss Courtney on Friday.

Alex owes triple that amount.

How many sentences does the Alex owe? 

750 

600

An Onn 100-watt CD Stereo Boom Box fer $85.00 Too high, too low, or just right?

                             


                      

Just right, Grasshooper!

600

What's the middle name? 6th grader


                   S  A  M  O  H  T


                   

Thomas -- Don Giordano

600


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