Bryan Jong
Bryan was highkey ripped in high school from doing this sport.
Swimming
The female of this animal eats the males head after they mate.
Praying mantis
A classic that every basic guy has done once. Picture 5 guys dressed in white singing karaoke and this song should come to mind.
Hint: Sung by some guys on the road behind us.
I want it that way
Adam Johnson stopped playing soccer for this reason.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad
This restaurant was Bryan's favorite restaurant in Pittsburgh
What do the M's stand for in M&Ms?
Mars and Murrie
Everyone had this as their ringtone at some point. YOUUUU should get this.
Kiss me thru the phone
Ryan Giggs cheated on his wife with ____
His brothers wife
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
a-mean-o acid
Bryan was in love with this girl after she went with him to date party. He talked to me about it the whole ride to maryland.
Emily Bryner
The Unicorn
Everyone would sing along to this instrument man
Piano man
David Neres got back at 2 girls that roasted him before he became a soccer player by doing this.
Got a room at a 5* hotel, slept with both of them, then left in the middle of the night so the girls would have to pay.
What clothing does a house wear
address
Bryan threw up on this mans porch all night and wasn't allowed back.
Charlie GW
This country spend $17 million designing a new flag just to keep the old design
New Zealand
In step brothers Derek lip syncs this song at the high school talent show
ice ice baby
This major soccer team actually was relegated in 2006 for paying referees
Juventus
What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH
Bryan Jong brought a bottle of wine in this for a 500
A baguette
What is the state fish of Hawaii?
Hunuhununukunukuapooaa
I drunkenly did this duet with Gian at G door.
Hint: I did the Jordan Sparks part
No air
Is Messi the GOAT?
YES LETS DRINK
What day of the week do chickens hate the most?
Friday