The patient is... Greg
This type of nighttime attire—or lack thereof—can influence skin integrity, temperature regulation, and infection risk. When this patient sleeps, what does he wear under his hospital gown? Boxers, briefs, or au naturel
boxers
This bridesmaid is most likely to flat line before midnight at the bachelorette party?
Mel
She will be the only person at the wedding certified to both start an IV and a marriage
Ashley
Who is most likely to flat line before midnight at the wedding?
Jordan
After school in grade 9 the bride could be found in this basement
Bridgeman's parents basement
When Greg's metaphorical tire goes flat, this friend is the first to respond like an on-call nurse-ready to stabilize the situation.
Bridgeman
In this all-too-real nursing bachelorette scenario:
a) This nurse would post bail and bring electrolyte packets.
b) This one’s in the next cell—probably for starting a dance floor IV line.
c) This RN didn’t answer the call—likely recovering from one too many shots of "medication."
bail + electrolytes : Mel
next cell: Katelyn
recovering: Danielle
The bride's latest chart notes include observations of elevated emotions and countdown-induced excitement-she's exactly this many days away from her "I do" shift.
14 days
This "primary caregiver" of the groom was selected as Best Man, likely because his chart reads: Best vitals, best vibes.
Bridgeman
The last big trip before the wedding, the bride could be found accidentally ordering coffee instead of beer in this country
Austria
The groom’s “care plan” includes a temporary transfer to this location for a weekend of wild interventions, minimal sleep, and maximum alcohol intake for his bachelor party.
Mahers
This is the 'scrub color' the bridesmaids are rocking for their shift down the aisle
Black
If this were a hospital floor, it would be over capacity. Emily's wedding guest list includes this many people
122
This trio has symptoms of wild nights and memory loss, including one who wakes up like a post-op patient, another who ends up disoriented and unclothed, and one who needs a 12-beer IV drip
-who would wake up best kind
-who would wake up naked
-who would wake up and drink another 12 beer
best kind - Bridgeman
naked - Jordan
more beer - Sam
This particular hike led the bride (and groom) to this area of Newfoundland, they may or may not have only went for the beer reward after at Boomstick
Gros Mourne
When the groom clocks in for a 12-hour shift, his job title on his badge would read
Marine engineer
This bridesmaid is most likely to give fluids (tequila) via IV
Katelyn
Forget a cardiac monitor, Emily's vital were unstable and off the charts on this date when Greg proposed
Feb 2, 2024
This friend has the longest patient file with Greg, indicating the most extensive history and shared trauma
Outside of the bedroom, you can find the bride sweating and working on her positions in this place
Modo yoga studio
This is the groom’s date of birth as recorded on his patient chart and ID band
December 8, 1996
This bridesmaid took charge like the unit charge nurse and curated the perfect playlist for tonight’s shift
Danielle
She can usually be found holding a stethoscope or a sold sign, in a couple weeks she'll be holding a microphone and instead
Hilary
Known among the crew as the ICU: Intoxicated Cabin Unit, this location is where Greg & co. go completely off the grid.
St. Brendan's
This is the off-duty location where the bride goes for budget-friendly retail therapy—AKA where she charts deals instead of patients
The thrift store