Band Jokes
How many times has Cheetos been found in a tuba.
3.
Whats Mr.Guess's first name
Joey
What show did the seniors of this year first march
007 show
What grade does the directors test you and assign you an instrument.
4th
Some months have 30 days, and some have 31. How many have 28
All of them
Toast in a ___
Box
What major does Mr. Mitchell have
saxophone major
What was the show before the 007 show
Caliente
Who invented the Sousaphone
John Philip Sousa
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow
There is no smoke with an electric train
Who wore cat ears and tail before a game
Reese
What instument did Mr. Mitchell think had been stolen from him
Soprano Sax
Who had the duet in the lady gaga show
Pamela and Chrisanne
Who is the lead singer in Queen
Freddie Mercury
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible
Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it up.
What year was the picture of Mr.Whosit Young Mr.guess taken.
2013
When did Mr. guess start teaching percussion
High school
Who had the best head bang in Bohemian Rhapsody
Edward
Why is it hard to play both brass and woodwind
upperlip movement
A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. How's that possible
B is the daughter
Who hit Cade's car first day of band last year
Tirzah
What is the youngest age Mr.Mitchell has taught
4 year olds
What was the 2nd song of the Lady Gaga show
Just Dance
Who is the father of band
John Philip Sousa
What can you never eat for breakfast
Dinner