Time to Rhyme
I went into my home,
I cried: Oh look! A rodent!
I went into my house,
I cried: Oh look! A mouse!
"Ground control to Major Tom"
Space Oddity
This billed animal is the only venomous mammal.
Platypus
This heart-warming, seasonal rom com features a cameo by Rowan Atkinson.
Love Actually
Gill has a phobia of being touched on this part of the body.
Wrists!
All the pigs on the planet,
Are rejoicing in their merriment!
All the pigs on the earth,
Are rejoicing in their mirth!
"Did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to the milky way?"
Drops of Jupiter
This mammal is the largest terrestrial carnivore.
Polar Bear
The 2020 tour de force, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, features this sensational Icelandic folk tune, with a sexual theme.
Ja Ja Ding Dong
By far the worst thing to have happened in 2020, this instrument was stolen only weeks before Gill was set to make a concert debut.
Melodica
The children all ran down to watch the moving celebration.
Much to their dismay, they found an evil monster on a angry speech.
The children all ran down to watch the parade.
Much to their dismay, they found an evil monster on a tirade.
"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids"
Rocketman
Standing at 108 meters tall, this animal is known for demolishing Japanese cities.
Godzilla
The female romantic lead in Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant has this physiological abnormality.
Monkey tail
A duo of bear puppets took to the screens last spring for this one off TV special titled.
The Bear Bastards
The materialists of the capitalist class,
Are helping out this limb-lost person.
The materialists of the Bourgeoisie,
Are helping out this amputee.
"No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight"
Cosmic Love
This deep sea fish can grow up to 7 metres in length, and is the longest living vertebrate, living up to 500 years.
Greenland Shark
In the titular game from Nerve, participants can be one of these two types.
Players and watchers
Gill famously made bank as a child by practicing this artisanal craft.
Needle felting, Felted Friends TM
At the end of the lane lives a master of the dark arts.
She is the one you need to ask for advice.
At the end of the lane lives a master of the occult.
She is the one you need to consult.
"Where were you when we were getting high"
Champagne Supernova
This animal, 1.5 mm in length, is the only one known to survive in the vacuum of space.
Tardigrades, Water Bears
This study/party drug is investigated by Schmidt and Jenko in 22 Jump Street.
Work Hard Play Hard (WHIPHI)
These are the three situations that resulted in Gill's trademark concussions.
Fell on stairs, hit with soccer ball, fell in shower.