Badly Described Musicals
A girl invites all her mom’s exes to her wedding without telling her
What Is Mamma Mia?
⚾️🧢💌🐶🐥✍️
TEAM/The Baseball Game-You're A Good Man Charlie Brown
The jury tries to figure out if this guy likes other men or if he's British, turns out he's both
Gay Or European
👕💌✍️🌳👋🏻🪟🗺️
Dear Evan Hansen
Snakes, hypocrites, fools
Alas For You-Godspell
This guy runs this small store, wants to move, girl hates her college but pretends she does, ice cream beats snow cones, and grandma wins money, power goes out
In The Heights
🪑⬇️🫵🏻🤘🏻🚢
Girl with ADHD tells boy how much she loves musical practices, why she likes musical practices, and then makes chicken noises
I Love Play Rehearsal
🧌🫏👩🏻🦰🐲🟢📕💍🧚🏻♀️
money, drunk, barbershop (It's not Sweeney Todd)
King Of New York-Newsies
Oh my gosh, I love to look,
At this musical based on children's books
Seussical The Musical
✟👁️👎🤝🍐
God I Hate Shakespeare
Girl dies, "oh well" "but she was a kid too" *tragic backstory* "I don't really care" *burns statue of her*
No One Mourns The Wicked
🧔🏻🔫🧑🏾🦲
Hamilton
why, phys ed, tragedy
School Song-Matilda The Musical
Farm girl's house falls on stranger. Teams up with people who are missing organs to kill stranger's sister.
What is The Wizard Of Oz?
📆🚘👗💃🏽🍒
Friday At The Drive In-The Outsiders
A girl just really wants it to be the next day
🧽⭐️🐿️🐙🦀🧫🌋🍍🌊👙⬇️
SpongeBob The Musical
Ali Baba, maitre'd, column
Friend Like Me
A bunch of royal women have a contest to see who hated their husband the most
Six The Musical
👧🏼🍪🫀😁🙍🏻♀️😱👻
Girl Scout-Beetlejuice
If you eat a utensil sized portion of ice cream, no more sickness
A Spoonful Of Sugar
👦🏼🛍️🧟🪴🪥
Little Shop Of Horrors
corny, negro, link
The Nicest Kids In Town