Objectively Good Pictionary
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K/CADEN
This Denver Bronco had a weird thing goin where his tears would like flood out of his eyes in kind of a weird faucet like effect and people saw it on the video and that was perhaps more memorable then his running ability (4.55 40-time tho).
Knowshon Moreno
Some say the hosts threw this party in hopes of attracting a young demographic, while others think it was a fun play on words.
Pre-school preschool party
This father turned his 3 sons into BIG superstars, one of which is currently pursuing a moving musical career.
Lavar Ball
This school had both the league MVP and the DPOY in their conference for basketball. Although qualifying for the dance, their run was cut short by a round 2 upset
Whitman College (Go Blues, baby)
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GOOSE
This Colorado major league team, established in 1995, has won only one league championship (2010) in its tenure.
Colorado Rapids
On this trying night, Brodester was absolutely CHEWED out by Cole, for being "immature" and "disrespectful"
Slumber Party Party
This Father is one of the toughest to guard on the court-- averaging 27.6pts this season-- but not even double back side help could guard this man in the sheets, as he has dropped historical a quadruple single (4 kids with 4 different women)
Ant Edwards
My Baseball GOAT
2-Lo
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JOHN CENA
You think you know current ball? Saturday night was the first game of the post season for the Colorado Avalanche, they would go on to defeat the Dallas Stars with this score.
5-1
Romance runs high at this party, as Jackson and Logan share a forbidden kiss
Every Party
RIP
Pop Francis
Although sometimes described as overhyped and the product of a soft league, this individual has set the precedent for a hero's journey, taking down some of the league biggest names at the time (such as Polyphemus)
Odysseus
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NICK CASTELLANOS
In their DARKEST hour, the Denver broncos fell upon this player to lead them in week 9 of the 2020 season against the New Orleans saints. He would go on to throw for 9 yards (1/9) and 2 interceptions.
One of the lesser known parties, this one celebrated a birthday, kicked off "season 2", and included a poor choice of sake
Fairy Party
This individual (role) is most commonly called father within the church of christ.
Priest
This man was renowned for his hiding spots, so much so that his spot was given international attention when he lost his game of hide and seek.
Saddam Hussein
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CONOR MCDAVID / MCJESUS
This Colorado Mascot found itself at the center of controversy after a fan as suspected of yelling racial slurs at an opposing player. “After a thorough investigation that included calls, emails and video clips from concerned fans, media and broadcast partners, the _____ have concluded that the fan was indeed yelling for [the team's mascot] in hopes of getting his attention for a photo, and there was never any racial slur that occurred,” the team said in a statement.
Dinger
The tail end of this party (aprox. 3:30am) called into question who was on the lease. Perhaps none of these guys even live here...
Canada Party
1x NFL MVP, 8x Father, this retired star has a knack for naming his kids in bold and unique ways, much like the way he dresses. (Chosen, Camidas, Cashmere, Caesar and Kaden, Sovereign-Dior and Shakira (plus one without a name))
Cam Newton (jump on the ball next time mate)
Dook