Gloria-isms
Gloria's top-tip of relationship advice
A theme song for one of the eldest family members
What is Gloria by Laura Branigan
We've experienced this thrill a few times. One time we even encountered jelly fish
What is parasailing
A true legend, hostess with the most-ess. And a fantastic rummikub player
Who is Faye Glazer
This tiny family member is infamously known for all of the pictures taken of him and his parents never tell him "no"
Who is Evan Brian Hurwitz
According to Gloria, we are all a bunch of these
A Christmas Eve favorite, known for its tattoos and prime rib
What is Flanagans
One of the first exotic adventures that ended in vomit overboard and crazy hair
What is deep sea fishing
A true Envoy celebrity. The OG golf cart driver
Who is Benny
The AirBNB that never was... the event of the year that we were uninvited to
What is Seth's wedding
Times were tough when our Glo girl was born, which explains her incomplete name
What is "my family was too poor to afford a middle name"
This waterfront restaurant favorite had a big screw up during our most recent visit
What is Bradley's
Nothing good ever happens when Lindsey and Jenna are behind a locked door... especially in the bathroom
What is Lindsey and Jenna painting the bathroom with nail polish
What would our family do without this super-human? Reservations, flights, and bookings are just a few items on their resume
Who is Diana Gomes
After some much needed interpersonal work, this former family member finally sat down with Marjie to apologize for their wrong doings
Who is Ellen Hickey Stone
This home electronic appliance is often out of order in apartment 1706
What is "my printer isn't working"
This cousin inside joke developed after enjoying a classic holiday movie
What is "I hate Uncle Matthew"
What is Fun Depot
This family member is often teased for his lack of ambition and interest in weed and vapes
Who is Aaron
She's been around for some time now, and is best known for her signature 'do and nasaly voice
Who is Marti Corn
A nickname of Glo's that doubles as an entrepreneurial endeavor
What is "the dragon lady"
What is how Jenna likes her mimosas
One of the few adventures No no attended, and almost cost us our lives
What is "dolphin watching"
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and we have a couple of annual photos with this WPB server
Who is Miranda