Dad Jokes
100

What kind of horse eats hay?

What is a ponytail.

200

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They are both paris-sites!
300

How do you make 7 even? 

Take away the s

400

Why don't eggs tell jokes? 

They'd crack each other up

500

How does the moon cut his hair? 

Eclipse it