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What job did the frog have at the hotel?
He was a Bell HOP!
What do you call a sleeping t-rex?
A dino-snore!
Why do cows where bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Why do math books always look sad?
Because they have a lot of problems!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
Why did the robber take a shower?
To have a CLEAN getaway!
What do you give a thirsty crocodile?
Gator-Aid!
How did the picture end up in prison?
It was framed!
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Because his car was TOAD!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
Why was the broom late for work?
It over-SWEPT!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
Because they wanted to TEST the water!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A CAN'T opener!
Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
Why did the strawberry cry?
He found himself in a JAM!
Why won't skeletons go skydiving?
They don't have the guts!
Why shouldn't you trust trees?
Because they're shady!
What has loads of keys but doesn't open a door?
A piano!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the oceans bottom!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course! Houses can't jump!
Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because it had no BODY to go with!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm about to change!
Why do some people eat snails?
Because they hate FAST food!