Bible
The only angel other than Michael and Gabriel named in the Bible.
Who is Lucifer?
Given f(x)=|x| on [-6,6], f(x)=3.
What is the average value of f on [-6,6]?
He told a Balrog of Morgoth, "You shall not pass!"
Who is Gandalf the Gray?
This founder and CEO of Amazon is the world's richest person.
Who is Jeff Bezos?
He has a masters of choral conducting.
Who is Mike Scionti?
Given his penchant for filicide, Roman emperor Augustus once joked, “It is better to be his pig than his son.”
Who is Herod the Great?
Given f is continuous on [a,b], for every N such that f(a)<N<f(b), there exists at least one c such that a<c<b and f(c)=N.
What is the Intermediate Value Theorem?
This enigmatic, powerful, and merry fellow with yellow boots did not make it into Peter Jackson's movies.
Who is Tom Bombadil?
The only stock exchange physically located on Wall Street.
What is the New York Stock Exchange?
He is a devout Zoroastrian.
Who is Dr. Schroff?
This "Son of Thunder", not Thor, wrote the fourth canonical gospel.
Who is John, Son of Zebedee?
V(x)=pi(R2-r2)dx
What is the volume of a washer?
He, not Sauron, forged the three Eleven rings.
Who is Celebrimbor?
When you borrow a stock to sell it, then purchase it return it.
What is a short sale?
He drives for Lyft.
Who is Mr. Yaggy?
This "love chapter" is the most often read passage of Scripture at weddings.
What is 1 Corinthians 13?
The definite integral on [a,b] of a the abosolute value of the velocity of a particle traveling on an x-axis.
What is the total distance traveled by the particle on [a,b]?
This actor played Aragorn on the big screen.
Who is Viggo Mortinson?
The largest U.S.-based financial services company, second only in size to Industrial and Commerical Bank of China.
What is J.P. Morgan Chase?
She really likes Stroopwafels.
Who is Mrs. Wouters?
While his name means "Yahweh saves", his title means "the annointed one."
Who is Jesus Christ?
The derivative of acceleration.
What is jerk?
The gift that Galadriel gives to Gimli.
What is three strands of her hair?
A stock market index that tracks 30 blue-chip companies trading on the New York Stock Exchange and the NASDAQ
What is the Dow Jones Industrial Average?
She has a black belt in and teaches a martial art.
Who is Mrs. Darayani?