things we cant/wont eat
An imposter dairy substitute made from some kind of mysterious nut. Grainy and gross according to Rae.
What is vegan cheese?
It's a good thing songs aren't visible, because if they were this song would still be translucent.
What is Clear?
What the Lima siblings say and do when something is not funny and did not make them laugh.
What is "not funny didn't laugh" while doing the Donkey Kong dance?
Rae's fascination; they do not consume them for their hallucinogenic properties
What are shrooms?
Where the phrase, "Rae forces Jeff Bezos to kill Josh Kill-O's or Brandy. He decided to kill Brandy," was originally coined.
What is The Hunger Games simulator?
An integral part of pizza and a staple of childhood sandwiches. Brandon avoids it on its own but will eat it when mixed into things.
What is cheese?
This is the quickest way to get nina into her bag.
What is Unhappy?
Nina's only barty trick. It's impressive for babout ten seconds, bafter that it gets old.
What is the avatar opening but with every first letter as b?
a very specific and allegedly wholesome tutorial requested to rae... but hey money is money *woof woof*
what is "how to make leashes with Vroid"?
A multiplayer tabletop game we have all played, but somehow never played together? i'm still confused about that tbh
What is DnD?
Both Rae and Nina avoid it due to its inflammatory properties. And apparently it's in everything.
What is red meat?
The only group that could possibly beat out the Barden Bellas
What is 8 To The Bar?
A more lewd version of "that's the way the cookie crumbles"
What is "that's the way the titty bounces"?
one of rae's muses. also without rae, nina would have most certainly failed this class.
what is the wonderful world of chemistry?
These affronts to god almost made Rae and Brandon bite the dust. Made at the cursed hands of Prem and Heather.
What are mustard cookies?
Gave Rae caffeine poisoning at 3 in the morning but was still really yummy.
What are dark chocolate wine cupcakes?
When you see the last slice of cake at your younger cousin's birthday party, that slice of cake becomes this.
What is Prey?
It has the same cadence as "it is what it is" and probably came from the producers. Some sources say it was inspired by Borat.
What is "wow wow wee wow"?
one is responsible for stealing my heart, the other is a bear. they were the humble subjects of knightober ;3
Who are Elise and Elm? (plz dont tell elise abt my secret crush ;~;)
A fun road trip with friends turned to suffering and sadness simulator ;3
What is FFXV?
Made Nina's sleep calculator record every single one of her farts, mistaking it for snoring.
What is a McDonald's chocolate milkshake?
Brazn's two highly anticipated unreleased hit single's.
What are Live in Your Harmony and Step Up?
What Nina often wants in the chat.
What is uwu?
A commissioned piece, Rae's pièce de résistance
What is Link x Prince Sidon?
A high end dish made of ground beef in a sweet sauce served on a steaming dinner roll; has a reputation for being messy. Mentioned once by a man on the train going from New York to Philly (rae im sorry u probably won't get this but if brandon doesn't ill be so sad)
What are Slappy Joes (tm)?