Old Fogies
Great Grandma Virginia Riggs made this sweet Easter treat that has rolled down the generations and into almost every other holiday.
What are orange rolls?
Craig dressed for Halloween as "Michael Phelps in 8 years," wearing only a few gold medals and this.
What is his speedo.
This Bullick saved someone's life.
Who is Grandpa?
Jeff chipped four front teeth while carrying a bag of this.
What is cement?
This Bullick cried almost every day of kindergarten.
Who is Nikki?
When Grandma Pearl Bullick got pulled over for running a stop sign, she told the police officer this.
What is "You're new here, aren't you? Nobody stops at that stop sign!"
Nikki was the original, "SLK," or this, in other words.
What is Stupid Little Kid?
Grandma played this sport five days a week for a decade.
What is tennis?
Craig used to get himself out of hot water (and long lectures) by giving his mom one of these.
What is an impromptu bear hug?
Even as a kid, Jeff liked to build things. He scavenged for raw materials in this unlikely place.
What is the neighbor's trash cans?
Grandpa Riggs was trained to fly these planes in World War II.
What are B29 bombers?
This Bullick could not wait for Santa, but instead searched the house top to bottom to find all the presents before Christmas.
Who is Debbie?
This good-time Bullick lit their hair on fire while playing with a tennis ball soaked in gasoline.
Who is Nikki?
This prized possession of Grandpa's came flying off the top of the car while Jeff was driving down Del Dios Highway to the beach.
What is a surfboard?
Known to be good in a crisis, Nikki was once called to the rescue of a friend because she was the only one around who knew how to do this.
What is drive a stick shift?
Jeff and Craig loved to watch Grandma Pearl do this.
What is burn rubber out of the driveway.
Craig shot a hole in the neighbors fence with this.
What is a potato gun?
Grandpa Bullick scored a goal from the midline at a Soccer's game and came home with this.
What is $1,000?
This is the number of bikes dented or lost because someone forgot they were on the roof of the car and drove them into the family carport.
What is three?
All three of the Bullick children drove this automobile, which was purchased new for Craig and sold for parts 20 years later by Jeff.
What is the black Chevy Sonoma truck?
Great Grandpa Riggs played basketball for this university.
What is the University of Utah?
Every year the Bullicks celebrated the end of their Lake Powell trip with this festive ceremony.
What is "The Burning Bush"?
After only a couple of months as a Bullick, Oreo the dog was shipped off by Grandpa because of this naughtiness.
What is chewing through the power line to the house and/or breaking Jeff's leg?
These three chums got the bright idea to shoot bottle rockets at the front of the high school.
Who are Jeff, Braun, and Craig?
Craig had a coffee table in his house made from this family heirloom.
What is Grandpa's flying surfboard?
Grandpa Ralph had this profession.
What is a mechanic?
When Jeff "accidentally" jumped the family suburban, all four of these went rolling.
What are hubcaps?
Craig hot-wired a scissor lift and drove it to the high school football game for this obvious reason.
What is so he could watch the game from above the bleachers?
Despite his gift for shepherding lost souls, Grandpa lost one of these in the Grand Canyon.
What is a boy scout?
Several friends in need have lived with the Bullicks over the years, including this one (name any).
Who are Michael Proctor, Bryan Miles, and Jesus the gardener?