All About Levik
Question: What is Levik's favorite meal, and how much of it can he eat in one sitting?
A) A light salad, and he taps out after exactly 4 croutons.
B) Chicken wings, and he can eat at least 30 of them.
C) 15 entire watermelons, including the rinds.
D) Ribeye steak, and he can eat a full 32-ounce cut.
B) Chicken wings, and he can eat at least 30 of them.
Question: Which year did Gan Yisroel buy these grounds?
A) 5781, right after Levi Ritchik successfully won a game of rock-paper-scissors.
B) 5775, because that was the year the previous owners got tired of the local mosquito population and fled.
C) 5760, back when the entire camp was just one giant, empty field and a single tent.
D) 5790, which is impressive since it requires time travel to accomplish.
A) 5781, right after Levi Ritchik successfully won a game of rock-paper-scissors.
Question: Which two counselors are most likely to get into a 20-minute, loud debate over a completely ridiculous question like "Is cereal a soup?"
A) Mendel Reiter and Chonon Fischer, because they both hold honorary degrees in Theoretical Breakfast Philosophy.
B) Mendel Gancz and Levik Zwiebel, because they once spent three hours arguing whether a hot dog is a sandwich.
C) Levi Grossboum and Mendel Vorst, who will literally pull out whiteboards and dictionaries to prove a point during lunch.
D) Mendel Wolf and Mendel Moya, mostly because they just love yelling across the dining staff Zal.
A) Mendel Reiter and Chonon Fischer, because they both hold honorary degrees in Theoretical Breakfast Philosophy.
Question: Which of the following includes 3 correct Mashpi’im in Detroit?
A) Rabbi Sharf, Rabbi Shomkin, and Reb Yisroel.
B) Rabbi Levin, Rabbi Miller, and Rabbi Goldstein.
C) Rabbi Friedman, Rabbi Green, and Rabbi Schwartz.
D) Rabbi Cohen, Rabbi Kaplan, and Rabbi Blau.
A) Rabbi Sharf, Rabbi Shomkin, and Reb Yisroel.
Question: On the staff bus to camp, who was the first staff member there?
A) Mendel Reiter
B) Moshe Dovid
C) Chaim Cohen
D) Arik Shechtman
Correct Answer: B) Moshe Dovid.
Question: If Levik woke up tomorrow and had to switch jobs with anyone else in camp, who would it be and why?
A) The Head counselor, so Levik can scream at all the kids whenever he wants.
B) The Fadas director, because Levik loves eating - especially at night.
C) The Lifeguard, because Levik just loves the lake.
D) The Learning Director, because Levik loves learning Hashem's Torah so much.
D) The Learning Director, because Levik loves learning Hashem's Torah so much.
Question: If you counted every single bed in every single bunk house in this entire camp, what would the total number be?
A) 112 beds, because half the camp has secretly been sleeping on the floor this entire time.
B) Around 250, though that number changes daily depending on how many campers build secret blanket forts.
C) Exactly 413, assuming you count the ones the raccoons have claimed as their own in the woods.
D) 1,000, because the camp directors are planning for a massive, top-secret population boom next summer.
B) Around 250, though that number changes daily depending on how many campers build secret blanket forts.
Question: Who is the best and everyone's favorite staff member in camp?
A) Levik Zwiebel.
B) Levik, obviously, because his legendary status is actually written into the camp's official bylaws.
C) Levi Yitzchak Zwiebel.
D) Levik Zweebs
All of the above.
Question: What is the worst food guys bring to Farbrengens?
A) Ketchup, which is just a condiment and definitely not a meal.
B) Hot dogs, which somehow always end up cold and missing buns.
C) Plain white rice, because nothing says inspiring Farbrengen like unseasoned starch.
D) Spicy tuna fish without mayonnaise, which is just an open biohazard in the room.
B) Hot dogs, which somehow always end up cold and missing buns.
Question: On a regular day in Yeshiva, how many hours does sports director Arik Shechtman sit and learn Gemara?
A) He doesn't, he just plays sports.
B) Exactly 4 hours.
C) Over 5 hours!!
D) Around 7 and a half hours.
Correct Answer: C) Over 5 hours!!
Question: How many times has Levik actually missed a flight?
A) 0!!!!! (The man has flawless airport timing).
B) 3 times, but only because Levik came there after a very good Farbrangen.
C) 1 time, because he accidentally went to the wrong airport.
D) 7 times, the airlines actually have a picture of Levik banned from flying.
A) 0!!!!! (The man has flawless airport timing).
Question: For how many years did Gan Yisroel want to buy this camp before they finally got the keys to it?
A) 2 years, they just had to wait for the previous owner to finish their 24-month game of Monopoly.
B) 5 years, mostly spent trying to find the owner who was hiding in a remote mountain cabin.
C) Around 20 years, which is exactly how long it takes to negotiate with people who really love their dirt.
D) 50 years, dating all the way back to when the camp was just a rumor whispered around a campfire.
C) Around 20 years, which is exactly how long it takes to negotiate with people who really love their dirt.
Question: When did Mendel Greenberg get the name "Cally from the Wally"?
A) The summer of 5780, after a tragic incident involving a rogue watermelon and a megaphone.
B) The summer of 5783, during a legendary campfire night that historians are still trying to fully decode.
C) The summer of 5785, when he accidentally wore his shirt inside out for three weeks straight.
D) The summer of 5778, because he refused to answer to any other name until the head staff gave in.
B) The summer of 5783, during a legendary campfire night that historians are still trying to fully decode.
Question: When was the Alter Rebbe's Bar Mitzvah? (Hint: קהת)
A) Chai Elul, 5518 (ח”י אלול תקי"ח).
B) Chai Elul, 5505 (י"ט כסלו תק"ה).
C) Chai Elul, 5520 (ט"ו בשבט תק"כ).
D) Chai Elul, 5510 (ג' תמוז תק"י).
A) Chai Elul, 5518 (ח”י אלול תקי"ח).
Question: Why are pencils painted bright yellow when the inside is grey?
A) To make them easy to find in a messy backpack.
B) To honor Chinese royalty and show high quality.
C) Yellow paint was the cheapest color available in the 1890s.
D) It prevents the wood from splintering.
Correct Answer: B) Back in the 1890s, the best high-quality graphite came from China. Pencil manufacturers painted their pencils yellow—a color associated with royalty in China—to prove to everyone that their pencils were the most expensive and premium on the market.
Question: What is the most important thing Levik forgot to pack for camp this summer?
A) His passport.
B) A flashlight.
C) A positive attitude.
D) Socks. Levik only brought one pier. And has been wearing the same one since the beginning of the summer.
B) A flashlight.
Question: How many single, unmatched shoes are currently sitting in the camp's Lost & Found right now?
A) 7, which represents the exact number of campers who tried to hop back to their bunk on one foot and just gave up.
B) 42, because there is a secret shoe thief in Bunk **.
C) 0, because the counselors got hungry and ate them.
D) 105, which is exactly one shoe per camper, meaning everyone is walking around like a flamingo.
A) 7, which represents the exact number of campers who tried to hop back to their bunk on one foot and just gave up.
Question: Which Staff is the most strict about the rules, but secretly breaks them the most when no one is looking?
A) Mendel Reter,who screams at everyone to go to bed, but secretly hosts midnight snack parties (#FADAS).
B) Mendel Gancz, who enforces the no eating in staff Zal rule for all the counselors while hiding three different snacks in his pocket.
C) Mendel Wolf, who strictly bans canteen raiding but has a secret stash of chocolate hidden in his room ceiling.
D) Chonon FIscher, who takes points off for messy bunks but hasn't made his own bed since he came.
A) Mendel Reter,who screams at everyone to go to bed, but secretly hosts midnight snack parties (#FADAS).
Question: Which of the following best describes the history of Chabad-Kapust?
A) It was a branch of Chabad that started in 5626 (תרכ"ו) after the Tzemach Tzedek passed away, lasting about 57 years before the Chassidim reunited with Lubavitch.
B) It was a secret group that only met during the winter months to study Chassidus in hiding.
C) It was a chassidus founded by a student of the Maggid of Mezritch that immediately moved to Jerusalem.
D) It was the original name of the Tomchei Temimim Yeshiva before it moved to Lubavitch.
A) It was a branch of Chabad that started in 5626 (תרכ"ו) after the Tzemach Tzedek passed away, lasting about 57 years before the Chassidim reunited with Lubavitch.
Question: If you put a piece of lasagna on top of another piece of lasagna, do you have two lasagnas or one giant lasagna?
A) Two separate lasagnas.
B) One giant lasagna.
C) A lasagna cake.
D) An existential crisis.
Correct Answer: B) One giant lasagna. Lasagna is a layered food, so adding more layers doesn't make a new one, it just expands the existing one!
Question: What is an everyday thing that Levik is absolutely terrified of?
A) Dogs.
B) Blood.
C) The sound of a toaster popping.
D) Buses.
B) Blood.
Question: How many benches are there in camp?
A) Exactly 46, but you aren't allowed to sit on 12 of them.
B) 82, assuming you count the upside-down picnic tables as benches too.
C) I Dont know?
D) 15, which explains why everyone is always fighting for a seat during meals.
C
- "Current!" Because I have no clue how many there are, and honestly, if you try to count them, they seem to move when you aren't looking.
Question: If the staff had to make a rock band right now, which counselor would be the lead singer and who would be the drummer?
A) Mendel Vorst (singer) and Mendy Wolf (drummer), because they already practice their heavy metal screams during lineup.
B) Chaim Cohen (singer) and Arik Shectman (drummer), mostly because Chaim naturally stands on tables to talk and Arik hits everything with sticks anyway.
C) Sholom Binyominson (singer) and Levi Kaplan (drummer), who promised their performance would include a full laser light show.
D) Efraim Shemtov (singer) and Yosef Kaplan (drummer), whose musical style can best be described as "aggressively loud."
B) Chaim Cohen (singer) and Arik Shectman (drummer), mostly because Chaim naturally stands on tables to talk and Arik hits everything with sticks anyway.
Question: From the 8 choices below, which did the Rebbe not use to refer to 770?
1) בית רבינו שבבבל
2) בית אגודת חסידי חב"ד - אוהל יוסף יצחק
3) 770
4) שער ירושלים החדשה
5) בית חיינו
6) ד' אמות של נשיא דורנו
7) בית משיח
8) משכן שילה הקבוע
4, 7
Question: If tomato is officially classified as a fruit, does that mean ketchup is technically a smoothie?
A) Yes, it's just a savory tomato smoothie.
B) No, it is structurally a jam or syrup.
C) No, it is technically classified as a soup.
D) Yes, but only if you drink it out of a straw.
Correct Answer: B) No, because of the sugar and cooking process. Smoothies are made of blended raw fruits. Because ketchup is cooked down with vinegar, spices, and heaps of sugar, it is structurally a jam or a syrup, not a smoothie. (Sorry to break the news! 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 )