What’s
cookin?
cookin?
This organ is being treated on your burn patient when a Morgan lens is in place
The eye
This burn depth often comes with intense pain and blistering
Second degree / partial thickness
3 ways to keep your burn patient warm
Cover the patient with blankets
Heat the ambalans
Administer warm fluids
Our book refers to this as “the cosmic defibrillator”
Lightning
For treating burns, Kentucky fire departments carry this, which Ohio fire departments do not
Good paramedics
This part of your patient is most likely to be burned if he was exposed to radiation
Epithelial or reproductive cells
Burns to these areas are always considered major
Hands, feet, face, major joints, genitalia
You need to remove your burn patient’s clothes, but they are melted to his skin in some places; what do you do?
Cut around the melted parts
This stage of a blast injury is when the victim may experience a burn
Quaternary
The #1 reason women in Ohio get burned
Trusting Dan’s tinder profile
You can anticipate these areas of the body to be burned in a cooking accident.
Hands, forearms, face
Pt has full-thickness burns to 9%, partial thickness burns to 9%, and superficial burns to 18% of his TBSA. Using rule of 9s, what is the TBSA burned?
18%
Airway management, fluid resuscitation, and ___ are the 3 cornerstones of emergency burn care
Pain management
It typically takes this much time after a burn occurs for hypovolemic shock to set in
6-8 hrs
You can expect blistering, redness, and peeling after a close encounter with this person
This section of the airway is likely to be burned if your patient inhaled superheated gases from a structure fire
Supraglottic
This breath sound may be a sign of impending upper airway compromise in a burn victim
Stridor
As a general rule, patients with burns to __% or greater TBSA will need fluid resuscitation
20%
A burn of __% will probably be fatal by itself
70%
Yo mama sooooo fat that her belt size is this word for the circumference of the Earth
Equator
Your patient inhaled steam; this part of the airway is likely burned:
The lower airways
Your unconscious burn patient has two bulls-eye burn lesions, what caused this?
Electrical burn (“true electrical injury”)
2 to 4 mL x body weight (kg) x %TBSA burned
The consensus formula
These types of burns cause little pain but extensive damage by liquefaction necrosis
Bases and alkali burns
In 2024, the US geological survey detected seismic activity coming from the movement of this large body
Yo mama