Early Years
Family Life
Favorite Things
Burt Sayings
Work / post-work
100

Grade that Bert repeated (not flunked)

What is Kindergarten 

100

Original nicknames 

What is el pod or what is treni?

100

Favorite fried chicken wing place 

What is EMR Wings

100
Before going over a bump in the road 



What is “Hang on to your diapies babies”

100

Nickname of office building in downtown Raleigh 

What is bunny ears?

200

Bert drove this vehicle in kindergarten 

What is school bus

200

Favorite lunch bag decoration 

What is tornado?

200

Favorite type of motor vehicle racing 

What is Formula 1

200

Anti wanting everything 

What is “I want a Ferrari”

200

Day of week Bert volunteers at UNC hospital 

What is Thursday 

300

Bert’s contraband on international flight 

What are gerbils?

300

Middle school semester end celebration spot

What is Dallas Chicken Biscuits

300

Favorite after dinner dessert 

What is ice cream in a mug

300

Anti Florida State

Florida State is Gator bait

300

Dance video with coworkers 

What is the Harlem Shake?

400

Bert’s childhood nickname 

What is Popper

400

Vehicles in fleet 

What is Big Fatty, Audi, MDX, Accord, Jeep?

400

Favorite color 

What is orange 

400

Random statements

What’s “What’s that got to do with the price of a dozen eggs in Japan”

400

Three post-work sporty activities 

What are golf, pickleball, and workout 

500

Bert’s 4th birthday piñata 

What is Batman

500

Conversation starter with strangers 

What is “Hi! My name is Bert”

500

Favorite child 

What is all of them?

500

General goodness

What is “Ya buddy”

500

Highest achievement at IBM

What is found Merdis